Innocuous stuff that sucks

[meimjustalawnmower]

Sounds dangerous. Passing gas around lit candles? Sounds like the combustion might be lethal.

Candles are dangerous enough as it is. The wife has these stupid things in the bathroom, and she uses them to "supposedly" help remove "offending" odors. I tell her that it's a fucking bathroom. Be more concerned about mold, or hair in the drain. Don't disguise it. Clean it. Turn on the fan and open a window, but please don't impose those imitation fragrances on me.

[Rune Blackwings]

I have a beef with incense called "Marijuana"-isn't that the smell you are trying to cover up with the incense??

[Vic2012]

The wife has these stupid things in the bathroom, and she uses them to "supposedly" help remove "offending" odors.

Well, I don't blame her. Your beer farts are prolly killing her .

[moecurlythanu]

Candles are dangerous enough as it is. The wife has these stupid things in the bathroom, and she uses them to "supposedly" help remove "offending" odors.

Maybe she's using them to light farts while she re-glazes the bathtub.

I hope you have insurance.

[Jerjo]

I must burn 3-4 sticks of incense in my home office every day. I love my room smelling like a 70s record store. And hell, I don't even partake.

You want something innocuous that sucks: the TV show Ghost Adventures. My wife loves that piece of shit but it drives me nuts.

[meimjustalawnmower]

I have a beef with incense called "Marijuana"-isn't that the smell you are trying to cover up with the incense??

What's your beef with marijuana?

[meimjustalawnmower]

Well, I don't blame her. Your beer farts are prolly killing her .

Her snoring is killing me, but I don't react to it by playing Motorhead turned up to eleven.

[NogbadTheBad]

Anything labeled "Family Friendly" I f'ing hate all that stuff.

People who say "Please?" when they mean "What?", I live in Cincinnati

[Jerjo]

Anything labeled "Family Friendly" I f'ing hate all that stuff.

Yep, you're preachin' to the choir. Parents these days think every place should be made for families. What next, family friendly crack dens?

[Trane]

People that watch 4:3 video feeds on 16:9 monitor settings, and vice versa . . . . . . .

My parents ALWAYS do that!!! They have a new flatscreen TV and don't seem to grasp the concept of the screen ratio button on their remote, especially since they have a mix of HD and non HD channels, and no matter what auto setting I program, there's always a few channels where the ratio is wrong. Makes me go out of my mind!!!

Actually, I always thought that 16:9 is not as natural as 4:3. I don't buy the crap that the eye is better suited for that format

Me and my gf have yet to own a 16/9 TV screen...

[East New York]

Progboys who, while I'm quietly waiting for Rush to show up at Guitar Center, feel the need to pontificate AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS about how much they know about music (and they do this to no one in particular)...and who, at the same time, wordlessly proclaim to the world that they have only a nodding acquaintance with toothbrush, floss, soap, shampoo, and deodorant.

you mean the kind of guy you try desperately not to make eye contact with, yet they insist on speaking your general direction, as if they had established a conversation with or without your acknowledgement? I usually run into those guys on planes.

Hey, as long as they have excellent personal hygiene, I'll speak to them---unless they're proselytizing!

There are bag ladies on the West Side of Cleveland who do the same thing.

But at least they're not talking about Magma or Crimso as if they know the personnel...

Not to mention washing powder, an iron, shoe polish, a hairbrush, access to a barber, a razor etc.

I love you.

[Progbear]

I have a beef with incense called "Marijuana"-isn't that the smell you are trying to cover up with the incense??

I’ve seen incense called “Opium,” what the hell’s in it? Obviously not the real thing.

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MIKE (a.k.a. "Progbear")

"Parece cosa de maligno. Los pianos no estallan por casualidad." --Gabriel Garcia Marquez

N.P.:“Sortergatan 1”-Gösta Berlings Saga/Glue Works

[Vic2012]

I have no beef with incense called Marijuana .

[trurl]

What about an incense called Beef?

[Dave (in MA)]

We have 6 cats. Scented candles are mandatory.

[Oreb]

Boiled peanuts.

People who watch reality through the lens of their telephone camera.

[Scott Bails]

I'll start...

Scented candles. I fucking hate them. My wife lights one up everytime someone farts. Goddamned pumpkin spice smells worse than ass.

Sounds like she's just not buying the right candles.

[Jymbot]

Flat screen tv as opposed to the old tube.
Old tube had it right.

On flat screen all people come up looking like that Gimli dwarf on Lord of the Rings.

....
Alien lifeforms wot watch on flat-screen tv.

[Jymbot]

Cocksuckers wot do sloppy seconds.
satiated on the first ,they dont even summon the effort to fake enjoyment on the second.

Poor second guy in line comes out of the experience feeling like shit.

Totally unexceptable.

No respect.
None at all.

[Dave (in MA)]

Flat screen tv as opposed to the old tube.
Old tube had it right.

On flat screen all people come up looking like that Gimli dwarf on Lord of the Rings.

PEBTAC - Problem Exists Between Television And Couch. Incorrect aspect ratio setting.

[Lino]

My wife's a candle freak. I'm an insurance guy. I know what candles do, they start fires. lol But anyway, I'm with the OP... I don't want candles that try to smell like food. Really???... the chocolate one is so pungent it almost chokes me up, and I don't have a sensitive sense of smell, believe me. Apple-cinnamen, vanilla, ...why?...
Fuck, now I'm pissed off!

[Dave the Brave]

What about an incense called Beef?

What about beef flavoured Marijuana?

D

[East New York]

What about beef flavoured Marijuana?

D

Pot roast.

[Scott Bails]

[Vic2012]

Pot roast.

Damn, she's hot AND funny .