Chechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slow

[wilcox660]

It strikes me that the old songs Beep Beep would drive them bonkers.

[Batchman]

“(I) have announced the final decision, agreed with the head of the Chechen Republic Ramzan Akhmatovich Kadyrov, that from now on all musical, vocal and choreographic works must correspond to a tempo of 80 to 116 beats per minute,” Dadayev said, according to TASS.

This should be spoken in Peter Gabriel's voice on "Get 'em Out by Friday."

[Batchman]

Well, you can watch this:

That's some fast Lezginka'ing. I knew of the Lezginka originally via this movement from Khachaturian's Gayane: