The Edgewater Inn....
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Zappa himself had said he had no friends, just family and employees. Thats not to say he didn't have fun with them. I think he truly enjoyed the company of some of his bandmates like Ike Willis (just my own assumption).
As far as his first marriage changing him, it was probably other incidents too. He probably felt the universe was picking on him some of the things he had to endure like being busted for making pornography, being pushed off stage and having all his equipment burn (which happened about a week or two before he was pushed off stage). Between such incidents, failed marriage, and his own self-isolation because he was a workaholic and obsessed with producing his own music, he probably moved further and further away from what we would consider normal relationships with people.
On the other hand, I don't buy that he was incapable of saying anything fond about anyone. If nothing else, I think he appreciated the talents of a lot of the musicians he worked with.
I saw a documentary once where he openly talked about his relationship with groupies. "I just like to get laid", he said, and if he got the clap he just took some pills and it would be OK. Then he called for a girl who was in the room and asked her to flash her titties in front of the camera, and he demonstrated how to get her nipples stiff by using a vacuum cleaner...
^^^^^ Some continuity there then.....
'I would advise stilts for the quagmires"
I'm a fanboy - great article, well researched.
He expressed the upmost respect for a number of contemporary musicians, including several of his own - although possibly not directly to their face. How can anyone aware of Zappa's lifechanging admiration for an artistic figure as singular as Edgard Varese even suggest that the guy was "incapable blah-blah"?
"Improvisation is not an excuse for musical laziness" - Fred Frith
"[...] things that we never dreamed of doing in Crimson or in any band that I've been in," - Tony Levin speaking of SGM
An old friend of mine from my organised crime days worked as a minder for London escorts, something that would often entail trips backstage at music venues. He mentioned once that one of the girls told him that Zappa had the smallest cock she had ever seen, with barely even a visible shaft while fully erect. Eric Clapton, Peter Frampton, and Roger Chapman (this one surprised me for reasons I couldn't quite articulate) also had infamously small tools, though I doubt we can rule out exacerbation via hard drug use for the former. There were other stories too... Ginger Baker's dick was said to be eerily identical to Jimi's, but white; Phil Shulman could only orgasm while licking unwashed arses; and Eddie Jobson would frequently request being dry fisted.
tbh i didn't believe the Shulman one. It seemed the crafty bastard was just trying to make a pun about Acquiring the Taste.
F.Z was fully aware of his outstanding abilities and condescending (at best) to others, mainly rock musicians. He seemed to show (a little) more respect to classical trained musicians and composers. Sometimes even admiration. (Varèse, Stravinsky, Boulez,...)
No doubt he was a genius (and knew it) but would have never won any "Modesty Contest" prize.
Last edited by Trane; 12-26-2023 at 05:54 AM.
my music collection increased tenfolds when I switched from drug-addicts to complete nutcases.
This could explain why Zappa never accepted to be "plasterized" by Cynthia and her casters team ("Plasters Casters")
But the official version is this:
Wendy Mitchell, in the celebrity pages of 'Salon.Com', asks Cynthia Plaster:
Mitchell: "Did you ever cast Zappa?"
Cynthia: "I never cast Frank Zappa because in real life he was a normal family man with the reputations of his wife and children to consider. Casting was never his thing, but he sure was qualified to be in my collection!"
Now I leave you to interpret what she really meant by "qualified"...
And for those who don't know: In Cynthia's "Plasters Casters" team there were girls whose job was to "prepare" the organ to be plaster casted. I guess I don't need to explain in details how...
Last edited by Mr.Krautman; 12-26-2023 at 11:31 AM.
I hesitate to respond after the well-poisoning in the OP, but I found the article very badly written and loaded with factual errors. On the plus side, there are some great quotes from Gail Zappa and Adrian Belew.
This is very much the British journalistic take on Zappa: that he is fundamentally an artifact of the '60s. The article is ostensibly about Zappa in the '70s, but talks more about Hot Rats than any of the '70s albums, and keeps returning to the '60s even in the middle of discussing the likes of Over-Nite Sensation and Apostrophe. (The "giraffe filled with whipped cream" quote is a reference to the Mothers' notorious 1967 residency at the Garrick Theater in NYC.) And if you want some insight into why Zappa seemed so "obsessed" with lyrics about Dirty Love and Yellow Snow, just look at how much attention those albums are given, while the brilliant, primarily instrumental jazz albums from 1972 are dismissed in a single, grossly inaccurate, sentence (neither Napoleon Murphy Brock, whose name is garbled, nor Bruce Fowler played on those albums), and other smut-free albums like Studio Tan and Sleep Dirt are not mentioned at all. (Yes, the related Läther project is mentioned, but again in a factually inaccurate context.)
The idea that Hot Rats was a turning point in Zappa's career is also a British thing, as the album was a hit over there. But even though it has stood the test of time and become one of FZ's best-loved albums, it was a flop here at home, charting at #173 after the previous album, Uncle Meat, had almost cracked the Top 40. (Simply being credited to Frank Zappa as opposed to the Mothers of Invention probably had a lot to do with that.) The idea that FZ made Hot Rats in response to a desperate need for a "hit" is ludicrous.
I'm not sure how the author figures that FZ released 23 albums in the '70s; I count 21. Maybe he's including the MGM compilations.
The title of the article is pure clickbait. Zappa was a complex person, and although his curmudgeonly exterior may have concealed a curmudgeonly interior, he was also quite capable of being warm, generous, and yes, even loving. (On meeting Gail: "It took a couple of minutes, but I fell [don’t laugh] in love.") I’m grateful that folks here quickly dropped the amateur psychoanalysis based on the biased, one-dimensional, and third-hand accounts in this article.
As for the size of FZ's tool, maybe that’s an armadillo on the cover of Zoot Allures. (Larry the Dwarf: "I stuff three rolled-up socks and a bar of beauty soap down the front of my trousers.")
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https://michaelpdawson.bandcamp.com
http://www.waysidemusic.com/Music-Pr...MCD-spc-7.aspx
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"[...] things that we never dreamed of doing in Crimson or in any band that I've been in," - Tony Levin speaking of SGM
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