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    Mental handicaps and proggers

    In my experience of going to metal gigs and festivals over many years and talking to and socializing with loads of metalheads, I've detected that amongst the metal rank and file there seems to be an over representation of ADD, Aspergers, ADHD and Bipolar. So my question is this, is there any mental handicap that is over represented amongst proggers? OCD perhaps?

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    That ha in the title should be handicaps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterG View Post
    That ha in the title should be handicaps.
    Ha!

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    Also, if my handicaps were a prog band it would sound like the uber detailed soft slow music of early gentle giant (think pantagruels nativity) combined with loud demonic destruction from Faust and a screaming Nina Hagen punching a politician, all accompanied to a full orchestra playing beautiful music on cellos and tree saws........or something :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterG View Post
    So my question is this, is there any mental handicap that is over represented amongst proggers? OCD perhaps?
    Surely there's a category that applies to people longing for bands that have been broken up for decades getting back together?

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    I often have a mental ha when I think of proggers.

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    None whatsoever. Proggers are all socially well adapted, gregarious, emotionally well balanced individuals. This site is living proof of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yves View Post
    None whatsoever. Proggers are all socially well adapted, gregarious, emotionally well balanced individuals. This site is living proof of that.
    Brilliant! :-) :-) :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by wideopenears View Post
    I often have a mental ha when I think of proggers.

    :-) I said hand........icap.....:-) not......:-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterG View Post
    So my question is this, is there any mental handicap that is over represented amongst proggers?
    Most average [male] proggers seem to get laid less than average normal folks. Seriously and sincerely so. This in turn eventually leads to mental has as well.
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    Also, female proggers have tended to show very little patience and Tourette's-like outbursts when going to the ladies room at non-prog events. The concept of having to wait in line eludes them.
    Last edited by Yves; 11-25-2015 at 04:42 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterG View Post
    That ha in the title should be handicaps.
    FIFY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave (in MA) View Post
    Surely there's a category that applies to people longing for bands that have been broken up for decades getting back together?
    Early onset Alzheimers?

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    I originally read the title as "metal handicaps". then I read the first post, and realised that would be quite appropriate for the subject heading.

    This discussion reminds me of the old chestnut about boxing and brain damage. Does boxing lead to brain damage, or is it the other way round?

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    Liberalism....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave (in MA) View Post
    Ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duncan Glenday View Post
    FIFY
    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrotum Scissor View Post
    Most average [male] proggers seem to get laid less than average normal folks. Seriously and sincerely so.
    Yes. Because knowing your "avant" maths, leads you on an endless quest for something like Annette Peacock's butt.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yves View Post
    Also, female proggers have tended to show very little patience and Tourette's-like outbursts when going to the ladies room at non-prog events. The concept of having to wait in line eludes them.
    same with female metal fans
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfabe58 View Post
    Liberalism....
    "Alienated-so alien I go!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfabe58 View Post
    Liberalism....
    That reminds me of one: willful ignorance.
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    AAD: Attention Abundance Disorder

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    Aha! That's a good question, prog peeps probably would have been great and interesting study subjects at The Bedlam Institute

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonia_Mota View Post
    Aha! That's a good question, prog peeps probably would have been great and interesting study subjects at The Bedlam Institute
    I'll be singing that Patsy Cline tune: "Cra-zy...crazy for being so prog-e-e-e-e-e!"
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