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Thread: "Ballled up his fist and scientifcly socced her" ! h0w many more funny liners ya know

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    "Ballled up his fist and scientifcly socced her" ! h0w many more funny liners ya know

    Every song to me has something funny in it what do you think?

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    That's funny? Your spelling is interesting, though.

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    the actual line is "he balled up his fist and so typically socked her" if i am correct

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    That's better than, "He balled up his sock and scientifically fisted her."

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    "bend down and smell my anal vapors" is one I never will forget!
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    Quote Originally Posted by trurl View Post
    That's better than, "He balled up his sock and scientifically fisted her."

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    "I Sucked on your breasts, your legs opened wide, I could scarcely believe all the pleasures inside"
    "My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician, and to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference"

    President Harry S. Truman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crystal Plumage View Post
    "bend down and smell my anal vapors" is one I never will forget!
    To be fair that's a clip from some senator, quoting some heavy metal lyric, and the tape was excerpted by Zappa on his album about censorship.

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    It was The Mentors. Why do I know that? I have no idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by progeezer View Post
    "I Sucked on your breasts, your legs opened wide, I could scarcely believe all the pleasures inside"
    did gene simmons write that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rune Blackwings View Post
    did gene simmons write that?
    Actually I think Dave Cousins of The Strawbs wrote it. "Out In The Cold" from the album "Hero & Heroine" if it's out on yt.
    "My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician, and to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference"

    President Harry S. Truman

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