I used to really like this band's music, but man, they're more kitchen sink drama than rock and roll these days.
It's gonna make for a great mini-series to pay for their retirement/alimony bills:
- the aggro with Perry not wanting to tour outside the US
- poor Steve Augeri singing his voice to pieces and having to resort to backing tapes
- the band strenuously denying backing tapes until the hard drive crashes mid gig and Augeri leaves the stage, with drummer Dean filling in on vocals while the roadie drums around cues from Valory
- Jeff Scott Soto saving their bacon at short notice and becoming so popular that Schon sacks him out of spite, but poor Soto only learning about his sacking third hand because no one in the band has the courtesy to tell him upfront
- picking their next singer from a covers band on Youtube (who really impressed me on his first tour, but ended up sidelined onstage on the follow-up tour I saw)
- and now Schon and Cain getting into a desperate housewives spat....
Meanwhile, Perry happily sits back, enjoys the quiet life and lets the royalties flow into his account. If anyone's crying now, it's certainly not him
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