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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerjo View Post
    At least we don't see her applying it to her taint
    But it is mentioned. Sort of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerjo View Post
    At least we don't see her applying it to her taint
    She gonna smell better longer man.

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    At the end of one of her Lume commercials, she asks, "Why didn't someone think of this sooner?" I scream at the TV, "Because it's not necessary!!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mozo-pg View Post
    I almost always record TV on my PVR and skip through commercials.
    Same here, except remove the word 'almost'. I can't believe anyone in this day and age would waste their precious, dwindling time watching commercials. This comes in particularly handy with a show like Jeopardy, where I can skip the enormous heaps of commercials and the 'meet the contestants' segment, and just have nice 15 minute episodes of pure trivia. Or back when I used to watch SNL and I could skip the opening political sketch, the two straight minutes of audience shrieking before the guest could begin their monologue, the mass commercials, and the almost always terrible musical guests. Just sketches and news segment. 45 minute show.

    The only shows I watch live now are commercial-free ones... HBO, for example. Commercials are for the birds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lopez View Post
    At the end of one of her Lume commercials, she asks, "Why didn't someone think of this sooner?" I scream at the TV, "Because it's not necessary!!!!"
    This is why I stopped watching TV last year. My wife didn't like me talking back to the commercials, and neither did I.
    Many are such borderline scams, or probably just not shut down yet. The goal seems to be that the "grey area" between legit legal and complete scam. That's where the money is, or at least the biggest margins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mozo-pg View Post
    I almost always record TV on my PVR and skip through commercials.
    Yep - same here.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vic2012 View Post
    Not really. The ones that I find terminal are the Medicare Advantage commercials. I mute the sound.
    On the rare occasions I'm watching live TV, the mute button is hit the moment the commercials start. It's been a house rule for decades. So - I've actually heard ... almost no commercials.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duncan Glenday View Post
    Yep -
    On the rare occasions I'm watching live TV, the mute button is hit the moment the commercials start. .
    Same here. I'm holding the remote all the time. And now a terminally long block of commercials. I hit the mute button so fast your head will spin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lopez View Post
    At the end of one of her Lume commercials, she asks, "Why didn't someone think of this sooner?" I scream at the TV, "Because it's not necessary!!!!"
    Hilarious. I'd probably yell at her and say..."It's been thought of before."!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NogbadTheBad View Post
    Burger King are the ones I mute, I hate their bloody songs trying to squash words 8n to fit.
    OH MY GOD! Preach it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    Is anyone else fed up with seeing the Consumer Cellular commercial, this thing is everywhere.
    Lol, I guess I was wrong about not being fed up that much with the Consumer Cellular ads. Not sure what I was thinking. That has to be one of the longest TV commercials ever. It's gotta be 2 minutes long. That is an eternity on free TV. Hell yes I'm sick of it. I even change the channel.....AND THERE IT IS AGAIN!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Progatron View Post
    Same here, except remove the word 'almost'. I can't believe anyone in this day and age would waste their precious, dwindling time watching commercials. This comes in particularly handy with a show like Jeopardy, where I can skip the enormous heaps of commercials and the 'meet the contestants' segment, and just have nice 15 minute episodes of pure trivia. Or back when I used to watch SNL and I could skip the opening political sketch, the two straight minutes of audience shrieking before the guest could begin their monologue, the mass commercials, and the almost always terrible musical guests. Just sketches and news segment. 45 minute show.

    The only shows I watch live now are commercial-free ones... HBO, for example. Commercials are for the birds.
    When my parents got a Fire TV, with the ability to pause and fast forward over the air TV programs, I couldn't convince them of what a benefit that is. They'd rather just sit there with the TV muted.
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    Damn it. I just heard that Black Country Communion is playing at a club in Ft. Lauderdale tomorrow night. I know the club but at my age (66) do I really want to make a 60 mile round trip on a Sunday night, when I have to get up at 4am, and it's St. Paddy. Nah, I'll have to pass. 15-20 years ago I'm there with bells on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vic2012 View Post
    Lol, I guess I was wrong about not being fed up that much with the Consumer Cellular ads. Not sure what I was thinking. That has to be one of the longest TV commercials ever. It's gotta be 2 minutes long. That is an eternity on free TV. Hell yes I'm sick of it. I even change the channel.....AND THERE IT IS AGAIN!!!!!
    I must have seen it come on at least ten times today.
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    Pretty much any commercial that breaks out into song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ronmac View Post
    Pretty much any commercial that breaks out into song.
    Or people dancing like idiots around the kitchen and bedroom. Happy people, just dancing and shaking their asses for whatever product is being pushed. Hey, my doctor told me I've lowered my A1C, ....starts dancing like a fool.....

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    Commercials are routinely muted in my home as well, and it makes it difficult to watch a sporting event at someone else's home without twitching when they don't. Another alternative I use is to have another event on the channel A/B button and flip when a commercial comes on to the "primary" broadcast. Golf is ideal, as there are generally fewer commercial breaks in a live golf broadcast, and I enjoy watching golf anyway.
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    With soccer you can get a full 45 minutes with no commercials then bounce to something else during halftime then another 45 uninterrupted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vic2012 View Post
    Or people dancing like idiots around the kitchen and bedroom. Happy people, just dancing and shaking their asses for whatever product is being pushed. Hey, my doctor told me I've lowered my A1C, ....starts dancing like a fool.....
    Indeed. I was going to mention "dance," but it's a given. You won't have dance without song. But, even those without the dance drive me nuts. It seems to be a trend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NogbadTheBad View Post
    With soccer you can get a full 45 minutes with no commercials then bounce to something else during halftime then another 45 uninterrupted.
    Same with rugby (Union).

    The USA Formula 1 broadcasts are always commercial free, for the full 2+ hours of the event. They have limited commercials during practice sessions and between the qualifying rounds, but since I always watch recordings of those events a few hours after they've happened, I can skip through them.

    I'm a marketing person's worst nightmare - I don't believe I've actually watched and heard a full commercial in the past decade - other then during the Superbowl. (Ironically, my wife was a marketing professional before we had kids )
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    They all have the interstitial ads and little cute crawlers that are always onscreen.
    No escape.
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    I have the same irritating issues with AM Radio. The endless commercials that shove the phone numbers at you over and over. Call 1-888- blah blah blah, over and over and over and ........

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    Quote Originally Posted by NogbadTheBad View Post
    With soccer you can get a full 45 minutes with no commercials then bounce to something else during halftime then another 45 uninterrupted.
    Yeah, but then you have to watch soccer which is worse than commercials.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobo Chang Ba View Post
    Yeah, but then you have to watch soccer which is worse than commercials.
    LMAO...

    It's a great sport, but I'd watch golf, girls softball, bowling, hockey before I'd watch soccer.

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    The beautiful game, no sarcasm, no irony.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NogbadTheBad View Post
    The beautiful game, no sarcasm, no irony.
    Like with most sports, people get wrapped up in the drama side stuff rather than the contest at hand.
    There are few sports that focus on the teamwork, athleticism, and endurance more than soccer.
    Oh, and it's international, and you don't have to watch just the Premier League.


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