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    chalkpie
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    You know you spend too much time on PE when....

    Your marriage of 39 years is dissolved due to your wife catching you masturbating to the Featured CD album cover.

    Sorry about that. Any others?

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    when you know exactly when Lino's birthday is and celebrate it even though he hasn't been on the forum for two years.

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    Do a shot of tequila every time someone starts a thread on Yes or Genesis...

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    You purchase a Blue Vino disc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mozo-pg View Post
    You purchase a Blue Vino disc.
    Haha

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    Highaltitude gives the best man's speech at your wedding.

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    Even since he was banned, you still only eat JIF peanut butter.
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    You name your dog Udi Koomran.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalkpie View Post
    Highaltitude gives the best man's speech at your wedding. ok
    Made a slight adjustment.

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    Geriatric Anomaly progeezer's Avatar
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    You should be in an assisted-living facility but instead are using PE for your assistance.
    "My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician, and to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference"

    President Harry S. Truman

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    You search the Net looking for camples of forth-coming albums, but only find them on PE.

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    You know what both a "cample" and a "yuppet" are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthNY Mark View Post
    You know what both a "cample" and a "yuppet" are.
    What's a cample?

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    The last 10 posts are all yours.

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    The last 11 posts are all yours

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    Quote Originally Posted by mozo-pg View Post
    You purchase a Blue Vino disc.
    Oh man, I haven't thought about that in a while.
    American Hollow - my prog band.

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    ...you know when Lino's birthday actually is.

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    ... you know that YES releases a new album before the band itself does.

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    You start following threads, having an opinion and working through internal rants about groups in whom you would otherwise have absolutely no interest.

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    ... you've read all the above comments and know exactly what they all mean!
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    She was gold alright, but then so is rust.
    "Such a shame about the beard."

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    Too much time on your hands to bash Phil Collins!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crystal Plumage View Post
    ... you've read all the above comments and know exactly what they all mean!
    Well, 20 out of 21 in my case (until your post, that is)


    WTF are "cample" and "yuppet"
    my music collection increased tenfolds when I switched from drug-addicts to complete nutcases.

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    ..you ask why a thread is or isn't on OT/WOT.
    Last edited by walt; 06-04-2014 at 08:43 AM.
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    ... you ask why no one started a birthday thread for you.
    Last edited by walt; 06-04-2014 at 08:44 AM.
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