Prog Rock Limericks

[progcd54]

Yes, you do. How boring. Well you know that already, that's why you're yawning.

Instead of continuing to moan
Show us what you've got of your own
But we all know that you can't
You just carry on with your rant
To be expected from a mindless drone

[llanwydd]

Don't mean to get too far OT but here are my favorite non-prog limericks.

A marvelous bird is the pelican.
His beak can hold more than his belican.
He can store in his beak
enough food for a week.
I'll be damned if I know how the helican.

There was an old farmer named Clyde
who fell in the outhouse and died.
Along came his brother
who fell in the other
and now they're interred side by side.

[WytchCrypt]

I started this limerick thread
To amuse all my fellow prog-heads
But the shitstorm that came
Took much fun from the game
And now I wish lim'rick was dead

[progcd54]

I started this limerick thread
To amuse all my fellow prog-heads
But the shitstorm that came
Took much fun from the game
And now I wish lim'rick was dead

You should NOT be taking the blame
For one person who is so full of shame
You intentions were quite noble
As this whole thing went global
Many folks enjoyed playing the game

You should always expect there'd be one
Who would attempt to suck out all the fun
Though he tried to derail
Calmer heads did prevail
You can store away your rifle and gun

I for one am so sorry I allowed
This one person who was so rude and loud
But the rhymes that were made
Cut as sharp as a blade
There is so much that we all can proud

[WytchCrypt]

You should NOT be taking the blame
For one person who is so full of shame
You intentions were quite noble
As this whole thing went global
Many folks enjoyed playing the game

You should always expect there'd be one
Who would attempt to suck out all the fun
Though he tried to derail
Calmer heads did prevail
You can store away your rifle and gun

I for one am so sorry I allowed
This one person who was so rude and loud
But the rhymes that were made
Cut as sharp as a blade
There is so much that we all can proud

Well played my friend, very well played