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    Great albums in bad or inappropriate cover art

    Inspired by a comment in the Perilous thread...

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    Basnie - Collage
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    Sheer Heart Attack - Queen
    Patchwork - Arrakeen


    ...just a bit of fun.

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    Scorpions - Virgin Killer

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    There's plenty of great albums with wrong covers.
    I never liked these:
    GG - Acquiring The Taste
    PFM - Chocolate Kings
    ELP - Love Beach( not great, but a great band's production anyway)
    Led Zeppelin - Presence (a pure nonsensical quasi-concept)
    Uriah Heep - Salisbury( though it's arguable great)
    Deep Purple - Machine Head( the photographer could rub the lens)
    King Crimson - Islands( something like the Alpha-Centaura photo is just misconception, IMO)
    Henry Cow - Unrest( as if they tried once again to explain the pun)

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    what about Blind Faith? That one is pretty inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 80s were ok View Post
    what about Blind Faith? That one is pretty inappropriate.
    Yeah, that one is still pretty shocking today. No way would anyone go there today. I sometimes wonder if the band members cringe at it today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickenbacker View Post
    Yeah, that one is still pretty shocking today. No way would anyone go there today. I sometimes wonder if the band members cringe at it today.
    I've always thought that the censored cover, with the cool sepia-toned band photo, was much more appropriate to the feel of the album than the original cover anyway. I feel the same about the US cover of Electric Ladyland vs. the original European one. I enjoy looking at boobies as much as the next perv, but both of those nude covers were more creepy than sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickenbacker View Post
    Yeah, that one is still pretty shocking today. No way would anyone go there today. I sometimes wonder if the band members cringe at it today.
    I'm not so sure about that. Not all countries are as hung up about nudity as the US.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pierre View Post
    Fireballet, two too…

    This thread is about GREAT albums with inappropriate covers.

    The inappropriateness of "two too" goes WAY beyond the cover.

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    Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy
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    Quote Originally Posted by simon moon View Post
    I'm not so sure about that. Not all countries are as hung up about nudity as the US.
    True, 'cept the original Blind Faith cover showed a (very) underage girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickenbacker View Post
    True, 'cept the original Blind Faith cover showed a (very) underage girl.
    I understand. I own the album with the original cover.

    "the young girl was a London suburbanite, who posed upon consent by her parents and for a fee"

    All I'm saying is that it is not considered inappropriate in all parts of the world.

    In most Scandinavian countries, public nude (all ages) saunas are quite common. In most of Western Europe, nudity (all ages) is pretty common at beaches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gregory View Post
    PFM - Chocolate Kings
    Led Zeppelin - Presence (a pure nonsensical quasi-concept)
    King Crimson - Islands( something like the Alpha-Centaura photo is just misconception, IMO)
    If you mean the U.S. release of Chocolate Kings (American flag chocolate bar), I fully agree. Garish. The original cover is not that bad though - nothing great, mind you, rather plain. But not 'bad'. I made a point of getting that version on CD - as I did with the original Gentle Giant Octopus - who the hell would want that hideous U.S. cover when you could have Roger Dean, baby....

    Presence is alleged to have been originally offered to Genesis for one of the mid-70s albums but declined, according to Steve Hackett. Seems some of those Hipgnosis cover ideas were recycled. Peter Gabriel has also said that Storm Thorgerson was known to try to pawn off old ideas as 'new and fresh'. Anyway, I've also never been wild about that cover, and truth be told I've only ever really liked about half of that album.

    Disagree about Islands though - I really like that cover.

    Quote Originally Posted by 80s were ok View Post
    what about Blind Faith? That one is pretty inappropriate.
    Yes, although no more so than the already mentioned Virgin Killer.

    Quote Originally Posted by paythesnuka View Post
    Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy
    Another one I like a lot.

    Never really liked Power Windows as a cover - love the album though!
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    Strictly Inc (boring cover)
    Tony Banks - Still (boring cover)
    Tony's classical cds too-'Six' ought to have a beautiful pastoral scene. They've never been much on covers, I guess.
    I agree about Fireballet - Two, too as well. Some nice music on there, the last two songs particularly, but who'd know from the cover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simon moon View Post
    I understand. I own the album with the original cover.

    "the young girl was a London suburbanite, who posed upon consent by her parents and for a fee"

    All I'm saying is that it is not considered inappropriate in all parts of the world.
    I think it's pretty inappropriate to use a young, nude girl to sell an album - no matter what country you're from.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bill g View Post
    Strictly Inc
    While I don't agree that Strictly Inc. is a 'great album', I do agree that the cover stinks. It looks like something I would doodle while on a long, boring phone call.
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    humble pie/thunderbox (bad title and cover)61dNnWUaFzL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
    any ray charles record…
    Last edited by Moonchild_deleted; 11-16-2012 at 01:02 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paythesnuka View Post
    Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy
    I think this cover is fantastic. Nothing inappropriate about it, imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonchild View Post
    humble pie/thunderbox (bad title and cover)
    any ray charles record…
    It's my understanding that Ray didn't think much about them either.

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    and oh, i forgot about Moms Apple Pie self-titled...moms-apple-pie.jpg
    Last edited by Moonchild_deleted; 11-16-2012 at 12:59 AM.

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