What's your favorite Simpsons scene?

[Progatron]

You mad bro?

Depends. Will you submit to a paddlin'?

Here's another one I love:

Smithers: "Sir, I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands tonight and spell out your name with candles. There's a satellite hookup on that monitor if you turn your head slightly."
Mr. Burns: "Bah, no time."

[Jerjo]

"Smithers, release the hounds"

The X Files Episode was another classic.

[Jerjo]

[Yodelgoat]

My favorite scene is in the very first season, - the RV show when Home tries to trap a rabbit, and the rabbit gets flung out of site by the trap when it springs. How far they have fallen in the past few years. I cant watch anymore.

[Lopez]

(On a Halloween episode, Homer shoots and kills the Ned Flanders zombie after it breaks into his house mumbling, "Braaaaains.")
Bart: Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?

[MYSTERIOUS TRAVELLER]

Burns loses money and says "Damn, now I wont get to buy that ivory back-scratcher"

[JKL2000]

When we find out about the band Homer was in in his younger days: Sadgasm

[Wah3]

The Stonecutters Song rules.

Who controls the British Crown?
Who Keeps The Metric System Down?
We Do, We Do...
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We Do, We Do...
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg, a star!
We Do, We Do...
Who robs kegfish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We Do... We Doooo!

[adewolf]

Lisa, you'r teeth are big and grean, Lisa you smell like gasolean...
To many great one's to mention.

[Dave (in MA)]

That one where that dumb yellow guy did something dumb and said "D'oh".

[Jerjo]

[GuitarGeek]

Burns: "There's one other thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon"

Smithers: Actually, we found the jade monkey! It was in the glove compartment!

Burns: What about the ice scraper and road atlas?

Smithers: They were there too, sir!

Burns: Excellent!

[GuitarGeek]

I always liked the Springfield movie festival where "man gets hit by a ball" is shown and homers comment "it works on so many levels"

Wasn't that the one where Burns produced a biographical film on himself. The auditions for actors to play Burns included Bumblebee Man saying, "iEl Excellente!" and Homer says "Exactly! D'OH!"

Another good one was Krusty finding out his ratings are slipping: "What the hell is Channel Ocho?!"

[Gruno]

Sometimes when my wife asks if something is spicy I quote Ralphy Wiggums

Ralphie is my favorite character!

[HealthyNational]

Ralph is great. Classic piece between him and dad Chief Wiggum-
R: My nose is bleeding.
CW: Ralphie that means you're picking your nose too much ... or not enough.

[Progatron]

Two more that I absolutely love: First, in the "Carnies" episode again, after Bart and Lisa give up on their yard work chores because they were 'too hard', they go to the carnival and Bart says "I wanna go on the yard work simulator!"

Also, in the episode where Bart falls for the Reverend's misbehaving daughter, the family is heading into church they hear a beautiful, angelic voice singing a hymn. Bart says "She's already seduced me with her sweet siren song..." and it turns out to be Flanders singing. Kills me every time!

[iguana]

the entire episode where flanders opens the leftorium. it brings tears to my eyes. for a plethora of reasons.

[Obscured]

“Lisa, if I’ve learned anything, it’s that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”

[Stevie B]

So many great lines, but one that always cracks me up for some reason is when Wiggum is radioing for back-up when chasing Snake (licence plate is EX-CON). "We are in pursuit of a red car, licence plate Eggplant, Xerxes, Crybaby, Overbite, Narwhal"

[snowsnow]

Fav moment is when Homer is trying to write off someone's car by driving it off the cliff top. He jumps out of the car at the last minute only to hit a rock that bounces him straight back into the driver's seat just in time for him to go over the cliff top. I think the next scene has him in the water - cops tell him to put his hands up - he does and slowly sinks! If my memory serves me correctly.

[AdventAlan]

Greetings,

A couple of mine (off the top of my head):


(This clip should really have started with the introduction for full impact, though.)



Cheers,


Alan

[Chuck AzEee!]

I posted this on my Facebook page, didn't get as a chuckle there, and those I sent it to barely got the joke. But I lament that the video cuts off before the funniest part.

Charles

[Obscured]

Every Itchy & Scratchy cartoon.
"They fight, They bite, They bite and fight and bite, bite, bite, bite, fight, fight, fight, The Itchy and Scratchy Show."

[Mister Triscuits]

Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history!
From the town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree. AAAGH! *crash*

[GuitarGeek]

How about when Homer crashed his car during a snowstorm. He gets out of the car, and realizes that it's Marge's car he crashed into, in the driveway! D'OH!

Then he has to hitchhike to a car dealership to get a new car.
Homer: What country did you say this car was made in?
Car Salesman: It no longer exists!
As I recall all the controls were labeled in Cyrillic. "Put her in H!!!"