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    Quote Originally Posted by Amy View Post
    Nah. Wine doesn't have that sweaty machismo that a good, cheap, American beer does.
    Well, I'd have that Belgian Trappist Chimay Blue (9%) beer-breath... certainly manly-er than a Coors or Bud Lite breath


    Quote Originally Posted by Amy View Post
    Hey - I'm a lapsed Jew, so I do comply now and then!
    Who cares, I'm an atheist... I comply with nothing..
    my music collection increased tenfolds when I switched from drug-addicts to complete nutcases.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banquo View Post
    As I stated previously, one could just stuff a handkerchief in one's shorts and achieve the same results
    Yeah, you're right -- those are the same. A handkerchief would fully absorb any liquid and never drip or leak. Hah! Let us know how that works for you WHEN you need it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Banquo View Post
    without ever having to go through a supermarket checkout with a package of "man pads", hence no possible reason for embarrassment.
    Ever hear of sites online like Amazon.com? Seems one would be saved such embarrassment, right?

    http://www.amazon.com/Depend-Underwe.../dp/B001QCWTFK

    Have fun cleaning your handkerchief...

    http://www.amazon.com/Nautica-Piece-...s=handkerchief

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruno View Post
    Let us know how that works for you WHEN you need it.
    If and when that time comes, I'm prolly gonna need one o' them thar Texas-style catheters.

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    You from Texas, Ohio or NC? Just curious
    Well, we used to be a moderate state . . .
    I want to dynamite your mind with love tonight.

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    How's that working out for ya now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Bails View Post
    How's that working out for ya now?
    Impressive! You must have gone to the Sarah Palin School For Creative Writing.
    "My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician, and to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference"

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    You betcha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banquo View Post
    Just another way that boys and men are slowly being feminized in this country.
    I'm a lesbian now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Bails View Post
    How's that working out for ya now?
    Well my master's in education is worthless, and I have no hope of getting a raise.

    But it's better than SC.
    I want to dynamite your mind with love tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruno View Post
    Originally Posted by Banquo

    As I stated previously, one could just stuff a handkerchief in one's shorts and achieve the same results
    Yeah, you're right -- those are the same. A handkerchief would fully absorb any liquid and never drip or leak. Hah! Let us know how that works for you WHEN you need it.



    and to think that the old trick of stuffing a few hankerchiefs in your briefs to make it look like you've the mega menu available is lost or deviated into an incontinence issue....

    Not always fun to grow old apprently ....
    my music collection increased tenfolds when I switched from drug-addicts to complete nutcases.

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    and to think that the old trick of stuffing a few hankerchiefs in your briefs to make it look like you've the mega menu available is lost or deviated into an incontinence issue....
    First good chuckle of the day.

    Well, I must say this thread has been edumacational fer me. I've been hearing the word "incontinence" a lot recently and really didn't know what it was (and I was afriad to ask). I coulda "looked it up" but why bother, I learn all the important stuff about life right here. Uh yeah, I get incontinence when I drink beer.

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    I've been in continents as well. North America, Asia, Australia & Europe so far.
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    "Good afternoon,incontinence hotline.Can you hold please?"
    "please do not understand me too quickly"-andre gide

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    Quote Originally Posted by progeezer View Post
    I've been in continents as well. North America, Asia, Australia & Europe so far.
    Quote Originally Posted by walt View Post
    "Good afternoon,incontinence hotline.Can you hold please?"

    my music collection increased tenfolds when I switched from drug-addicts to complete nutcases.

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    Quote Originally Posted by walt View Post
    "Good afternoon,incontinence hotline.Can you hold please?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Bails View Post
    Having fun with that slpash sir

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    I'm not sure whether I should be laughing at this, but I just received a spam in my professional mailbox with the following address:
    continent@puffy.org

    an unlikely coincidence if you ask me
    my music collection increased tenfolds when I switched from drug-addicts to complete nutcases.

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