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    Do We Have Any Attorneys Here At PE?

    If you are, please respond by sending me a private message. I have a question for you that should require a very simple answer.
    Last edited by Hal...; 06-20-2013 at 12:10 PM.
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    Do you think anyone would admit to it. :>)

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    I slept at a Holiday Inn last night. Does that count?

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    I was pretty sure Dr. Gonzo had been here at one point...

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    Where's nestor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NogbadTheBad View Post
    Where's nestor?
    Still on PE 2.0.

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    I play one on TV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NogbadTheBad View Post
    Where's nestor?
    Sat his name three times while you look in the mirror. I dare ya.

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    I think they are called solicitors here (among other things of course).
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    Quote Originally Posted by NogbadTheBad View Post
    Where's nestor?
    He only represents one client...The Devil.
    "Corn Flakes pissed in. You ranted. Mission accomplished. Thread closed."

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    You might want to get a referral to an attorney in the state in which you reside, as possibly differences in state laws are relevant? We also have NO idea what kind of law you're referring to. I know a good guy for real estate, but he's in NY State.

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    Nestor is an anagram for stoner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yves View Post
    He only represents one client...The Devil.
    I doubt the Devil is that desperate for legal advice: pretty sure he's got a huge number on speed dial.

    Does it matter that this waste of time is what makes a life for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKL2000 View Post
    Nestor is an anagram for stoner
    Did you say that first, or did Sean? Sean wrote the same thing on the Stoner thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKL2000 View Post
    We also have NO idea what kind of law you're referring to.
    Because it's not a question regarding law. It's a question regarding attorneys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oreb View Post
    I doubt the Devil is that desperate for legal advice: pretty sure he's got a huge number on speed dial.
    Speed dial? Where do you think dead lawyers go?
    "Alienated-so alien I go!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rune Blackwings View Post
    Speed dial? Where do you think dead lawyers go?
    To heaven?

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    A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he saw a lawyer making passionate love to a beautiful woman. "What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

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    A young woman asks her mom, "Mom, there's this guy I've been dating, he's really cute. He said he wanted to make love to me, anally -- is that ok?"

    Mom replies, "Don't be stupid, honey -- that's how lawyers are made."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Ears View Post
    I think they are called solicitors here (among other things of course).
    I thought it was prostitutes that solicited.
    Oh wait, there is no difference between whores and lawyers.
    Except maybe whores have more honour.

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    Whores at least usually use a condom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave the Brave View Post
    I thought it was prostitutes that solicited.
    Oh wait, there is no difference between whores and lawyers.
    I think I'd rather get screwed by a whore.

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    I was inferring that nestor played the devil's advocate all the time...
    "Corn Flakes pissed in. You ranted. Mission accomplished. Thread closed."

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    Both lawyers and prostitutes have their use. I wonder how many innocent people would be in jail, if there weren't lawyers.

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