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When the bumper sticker says: Toronto Maple Leafs - Stanley Cup champions
Go Habs!!!
my music collection increased tenfolds when I switched from drug-addicts to complete nutcases.
When your original mechanic was named either Gomer or Goober.
When the original spare tire is the same size as the rest of the tires.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!
If you still have a bumper jack in the trunk.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!
You get in an accident and there is no damage to your car.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!
You have an ashtray.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!
It has a Gramophone player in the dash.
It has an AM radio.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!
Even better, you can get laid in the FRONT seat.
It's powered by a baby dinosaur on a treadmill.
...it gets 10 mpg highway...
You can get in next to the engine and close the hood.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!
You have vent windows.
Those things were great. Cutting cost got rid of them.
You don't have a passenger side mirror.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!
To tune the car you have to use a timing light.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!
You have a seat spring poking you in the ass.
-you fill the tank through a tail light or rear license plate
-the hood ornament is on the hood
-it came ouit the same year your favorite prog band formed
"Alienated-so alien I go!"
You don't have to get an emissions test.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!
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I do, but the irony is that my car w/o cat converter gives a very low reading and way lower than modern cars.
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