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    Don't eat the red M&M's
    NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!

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    Do you have some extra DDT to spray on my lawn.
    NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!

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    How's that Agent Orange working on those pesky weeds Bob?
    NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!

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    Highly Evolved Orangutan JKL2000's Avatar
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    My Dad had an early version of an answering machine called an Ipsophone. I still remember his whole greeting, which included the words "After the beep you'll have thirty seconds in which to record your message..."
    Last edited by JKL2000; 04-18-2013 at 11:58 AM.

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    This tape will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

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    Member since March 2004 mozo-pg's Avatar
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    Where's my change?
    What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it brings forth a sound (2112)

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    A penny for your thoughts? Well, in Canada anyway...

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    Japanese stuff sucks! Especially their cars.

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    Member since March 2004 mozo-pg's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yanks2009 View Post
    A penny for your thoughts? Well, in Canada anyway...
    Thank God. No more pennies!!!!!
    What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it brings forth a sound (2112)

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