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    Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore

    He celebrates his 76th birthday today
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    This just in: he fired his assistant for putting 1 too many candles on the cake.
    "Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?"--Dalai Lama

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    Quote Originally Posted by progmatist View Post
    This just in: he fired his assistant for putting 1 too many candles on the cake.
    He'll feel more jovial about the occasion when the birthday card and money gift from Ian Gillan arrives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by progmatist View Post
    This just in: he fired his assistant for putting 1 too many candles on the cake.
    It wasn't the number of candles as much as it was catching his wig on fire.
    "A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words."

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    He'll feel more jovial about the occasion when the birthday card and money gift from Ian Gillan arrives.
    David Coverdale's card must have got lost in the mail...AGAIN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halmyre View Post
    David Coverdale's card must have got lost in the mail...AGAIN!

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    What do you call it when Blackmood breaks his guitar?


    A Fender bender.
    "Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?"--Dalai Lama

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