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    Happy Birthday William Shatner

    in your honor, gonna play the most proggy disc ever made (aside from Dushanbe's Music for Helicopters):

    The Transformed Man
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    Happy. Birthday. Willie. Shatner.
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    Happy Birthday Bill!

    KHANNNNNN!

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    Happy 90 Cap'n.

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    Happy Birthday Mr. Shatner!

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    Shatnered, shoobee...

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    Still, the funniest thing he ever did was from the SNL skit:

    William Shatner: You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!

    [ a crowd of shocked and dismayed Trekkies.... ]

    I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?

    [ to "Ears" ] You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?

    [ "Ears" hangs his head ]

    I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't watch television! I LIVED! So... move out of your parent's basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just a TV show dammit, IT'S JUST A TV SHOW!

    Charlie: Are- are you saying then that we should pay more attention to the movies?

    William Shatner: NO!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING AT ALL!!! HEY, YOU GUYS ARE... THE LAMEST BUNCH... I'VE NEVER SEEN... [ walks away from podium ] I can't believe these people... I mean, I really can't understand what's....

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    Bill, what was the combination to your safe..........................I mean what's the secret to your longevity?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SunRunner2 View Post
    William Shatner: NO!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING AT ALL!!! HEY, YOU GUYS ARE... THE LAMEST BUNCH... I'VE NEVER SEEN... [ walks away from podium ] I can't believe these people... I mean, I really can't understand what's....[/I]
    On the one hand, yes, this is very funny. On the other hand, I could imagine one of our prog heroes having a bad day and ripping on us the same way at a fan convention... Robert Fripp wasn't too far from this with his "basement dweller" shtick.

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