1. If it isn't the 70s, avoid wearing a cape.
2. If it isn't the 80s, avoid using court jesters on your cover
3. If you aren't a metal band, avoid using skulls on your cover (my favorite website of all time)
anyone else?
1. If it isn't the 70s, avoid wearing a cape.
2. If it isn't the 80s, avoid using court jesters on your cover
3. If you aren't a metal band, avoid using skulls on your cover (my favorite website of all time)
anyone else?
Steve F.
www.waysidemusic.com
www.cuneiformrecords.com
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“Remember, if it doesn't say "Cuneiform," it's not prog!” - THE Jed Levin
Any time any one speaks to me about any musical project, the one absolute given is "it will not make big money". [tip of the hat to HK]
"Death to false 'support the scene' prog!"
please add 'imo' wherever you like, to avoid offending those easily offended.
If you're not singing about demons and wizards, budgies, badgers and gentle giants cast adrift on topographic oceans, then don't have a Roger Dean cover
We walked arm in arm with madness, and every little breeze whispered of the secret love we had for our disease
If you are in a prog band today just tell everyone you are a jazz band.
Chessboard squares have already been on hundreds of album covers. Think of something else.
Interviewer of reprobate ne'er-do-well musicians of the long-haired rock n' roll persuasion at: www.velvetthunder.co.uk and former scribe at Classic Rock Society. Only vaguely aware of anything other than music.
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https://battema.bandcamp.com/
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1. Likes do not equal sales.
2. If your first post is "check out this band I discovered", we know it's your band.
3. When in doubt, use more mellotron.
WANTED: Sig-worthy quote.
Steve F.
www.waysidemusic.com
www.cuneiformrecords.com
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“Remember, if it doesn't say "Cuneiform," it's not prog!” - THE Jed Levin
Any time any one speaks to me about any musical project, the one absolute given is "it will not make big money". [tip of the hat to HK]
"Death to false 'support the scene' prog!"
please add 'imo' wherever you like, to avoid offending those easily offended.
When friends come over, don't always be, "what the hell is that your playing"?
The older I get, the better I was.
If the song isn't at least 30 minutes long, don't even bother.
"Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?"--Dalai Lama
If you don't want to be accused of sounding "twee," avoid the use of "fairground music" or the sounds of children in a playground.
Just because your band features a bit of flute playing doesn't mean it sounds like Jethro Tull.
And just because your band features some violin doesn't mean you sound like Kansas.
This thread is starting to remind me of that old 'How To Be A Prog Reviewer in 10 Easy Steps' list that circulated 20-25 years ago:
Describe mellotron using the word 'wash'. All bands who sound like Genesis must be compared to Marillion instead. All counterpoint should be compared to Gentle Giant, especially if it sounds nothing like Gentle Giant.
Interviewer of reprobate ne'er-do-well musicians of the long-haired rock n' roll persuasion at: www.velvetthunder.co.uk and former scribe at Classic Rock Society. Only vaguely aware of anything other than music.
*** Join me in the Garden of Delights for 3 hours of tune-spinning... every Saturday at 5pm EST on Deep Nuggets radio! www.deepnuggets.com ***
Anyone who plays bluesy guitar on a Fender Stratocaster in a prog band sounds like David Gilmour, and the band by extension automatically sounds like Pink Floyd.
Steve F.
www.waysidemusic.com
www.cuneiformrecords.com
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“Remember, if it doesn't say "Cuneiform," it's not prog!” - THE Jed Levin
Any time any one speaks to me about any musical project, the one absolute given is "it will not make big money". [tip of the hat to HK]
"Death to false 'support the scene' prog!"
please add 'imo' wherever you like, to avoid offending those easily offended.
If you're not a blues artist, don't open a song with, "Since my baby left me."
"The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone!"
If they label your band as "The next Beatles," brush up your resume, because you'll be out of work in three years.
"The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone!"
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