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    Dumb Song Titles

    Make up your own ones.

    Blue Hair Will Get You Into Heaven
    Somebody To Love That's Not Too Crazy

    Prog: Stonehenge Ruined My Life

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    Why the Mockingbird Sings
    Anatomical Jazz
    Frodo and Sam Meet Gollum (and don't kill him)
    Cobra handling and cocaine use are a bad mix.

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    Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Pt. 1 ~ Flaming Lips

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    “The Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights”
    “Julius Caesar on an Aldis Lamp”
    “Narcissus, Or: The Man Who Was Mashed on Himself”
    “Phyrne Before the Chicago Tribunal”
    “I Am No Good at Parent/Teacher Conferences”
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    Stop Talking and Make Some Sense, Head

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    Come Back, Come Back, Sweet Vic Tayback
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    Chambermaid, There are Lobsters Under My Pillow!

    Krautrock version:

    Zimmermadchen, Unter Meinem Kissen Sind Garnelen!
    When in doubt....

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    Close to the Fridge
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    iv. Seasonings of Saucepan

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    Ha ha, some good ones.

    Man Bun on the Run
    Don't Let Intelligence Cloud Your Opinions
    Mail Order Frankenstein
    Flat Earth Salsa

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    iii. Garden of Slug

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippypants View Post
    Mail Order Frankenstein
    I dunno, I think that's a pretty good title!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnkil View Post
    Chambermaid, There are Lobsters Under My Pillow!

    Krautrock version:

    Zimmermadchen, Unter Meinem Kissen Sind Garnelen!
    Almost!: "Zimmermädchen, unter meinem Kissen sind Hummer!"

    Something similar existing

    Giant crabs in the Archbishops Basement!

    Last edited by TheH; 10-17-2020 at 09:55 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheH View Post
    Almost!: "Zimmermädchen, unter meinem Kissen sind Hummer!"
    I wouldn't be affraid about shrimps under my pillow. Lobsters are a bit different. But I like to eat both.

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    I will use the "Random Wikipedia articles association" method to create a prog album. Let's go.

    1. Meotipa Spiniventris
    2. The Dark Side Of Superman Finally Witnessed in Scheller, Illinois
    3. Peristichia Hermosa
    4. Music Of Immigrant Communities in Australia (Ojcowa Wola Edit)
    5. 1921–22 Aberdare Athletic F.C. season
    6. The List of Federal Judges Appointed by Dwight D. Eisenhower
    Part I. Goodeidae
    Part II. Jugular Blenny
    Part III. Vulgus
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    Hey Fecal, what's the Matter?

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    ...and Several Butchers' Aprons
    The Choir Invisible
    I've Got a Piece of Brain Lodged in Me Head
    A Very Naughty Boy
    Some Call Me Tim
    Cobra handling and cocaine use are a bad mix.

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    The Asynchronous Suite:
    Part I: Grand Finale and Reprise
    Part II: There Is No Part II
    Part III: Prelude (A Beginning)
    Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Progbear View Post
    The Asynchronous Suite:
    Part I: Grand Finale and Reprise
    Part II: There Is No Part II
    Part III: Prelude (A Beginning)

    Reminds me of an old joke:
    Knock, knock.
    Race condition.
    Who's there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheH View Post
    Almost!: "Zimmermädchen, unter meinem Kissen sind Hummer!"

    Something similar existing

    Giant crabs in the Archbishops Basement!

    Thanks for the correction! I wasn't sure if it was garnelen or hummer.
    When in doubt....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave (in MA) View Post

    Reminds me of an old joke:
    Knock, knock.
    Race condition.
    Who's there?
    Or:

    "I've got a great new knock-knock joke. You start."

    "Okay, knock knock."

    "Who's there?"
    Cobra handling and cocaine use are a bad mix.

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    When the Whippoorwill Whippers in the Wind We'll Snuggle Against the Cold
    A Soft Cuddly Baby and Her Teddy Bear
    What Are You?
    Rock Climbin' Time Again
    Cobra handling and cocaine use are a bad mix.

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    “A Soupçon of ‘Soup’s On!’”
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