I have a new invention sure to make me a multi-billionaire.......
It's a humane fly swatter.
I have a new invention sure to make me a multi-billionaire.......
It's a humane fly swatter.
"Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?"--Dalai Lama
How about the stupid stuff marketed to old men, like "male enhancement" products. Now there's a snake oil that always sells well. All for geezers that can't come to terms with the fact that they don't wake up in the morning as hard as a rock.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down.'- Bob Newhart
It's actually a gag gift I made for my Mom's birthday. My folks are at a point in their lives when they want to declutter, rather than add to the clutter. They specifically asked my brothers and me not to give them any gifts. In lieu of that, I've been giving gag gifts. On father's day, I gave my Dad a Dodge Charger. I took a USB phone charger, printed out 2 Dodge logos, and affixed them to either side of the charger.
"Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?"--Dalai Lama
I just saw an infomercial for "Organic" bed linens. Is there such a thing as inorganic linens??? Even petroleum based synthetic fibers are organic, because petroleum itself is an organic compound.
"Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?"--Dalai Lama
The Ice Cream Lady Wet her drawers........To see you in the Passion Playyyy eeee - I. Anderson
"It's kind of like deciding not to date a beautiful blonde anymore because she farted." - Top Cat
I was expecting to be kinda meh, but it made my nips stiffen - Jerjo
(Zamran) "that fucking thing man . . . it sits there on my wall like a broken clock " - Helix
Social Media is the "Toilet" of the Internet - Lady Gaga
Cobra handling and cocaine use are a bad mix.
There's actually no "legal" definition of "Organic." It's pretty much whatever some slick salesman convinces people it is.
Even that gluten-free fade is starting to fade. Not nearly as many people are diagnosing themselves with Celiac Disease.
"Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?"--Dalai Lama
In the US the original Oregon Tilth , https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_Tilth https://tilth.org rules were significantly watered down by industry lobbying.
But the 'official rules " https://www.usda.gov/topics/organic
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
-- Aristotle
Nostalgia, you know, ain't what it used to be. Furthermore, they tells me, it never was.
“A Man Who Does Not Read Has No Appreciable Advantage Over the Man Who Cannot Read” - Mark Twain
Depends, I suppose, on what you mean by "legal". There is definitely USDA code that defines it. Here is an explanatory page from the USDA.
Cobra handling and cocaine use are a bad mix.
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