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    Giant Baby Jesus looks like Phil Collins!


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    Baby Jesus ruined prog
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    Great, now Phil has ruined Baby Jesus. Is nothing sacred anymore
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    Phil Collins ruined front page news!
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    God took one look at it and said: "You're no son of mine."

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    Now that explains "Jesus He Knows Me" from "We Can't Dance." It was an autobiographical song.
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    how many Jews with ancestors from that region have blue eyes?

    What is wrong with these people!?!?!?!
    Why is it whenever someone mentions an artist that was clearly progressive (yet not the Symph weenie definition of Prog) do certain people feel compelled to snort "thats not Prog" like a whiny 5th grader?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MYSTERIOUS TRAVELLER View Post
    how many Jews with ancestors from that region have blue eyes?

    What is wrong with these people!?!?!?!
    They like to depict Jesus at his weakest moments. Suffering, dying, as a baby... They'll be doing the same with Phil Collins too one day... Slimeballs!

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    Oh Jesus.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dpt3 View Post
    God took one look at it and said: "You're no son of mine."
    Okay, this made me laugh out loud.


    Quote Originally Posted by bill g View Post
    They like to depict Jesus at his weakest moments. Suffering, dying, as a baby...
    This is true. Good point.


    Quote Originally Posted by bill g View Post
    They'll be doing the same with Phil Collins too one day... Slimeballs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalkpie View Post
    Oh Jesus.....
    Shouldn't it be...

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    Baby Jesus has a receding hairline
    On the verge of indecision
    I'll always take the roundabout way

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    The Main Board is contaminated.
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    I'll always take the roundabout way

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    Weird, because Phil also looked kinda like adult Jesus around 1977 or so.

    With maybe a hint of Charles Manson.
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    Always thought Mike looked more like Jesus at a certain point in time, i.e. around 1978.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paythesnuka View Post
    Now that explains "Jesus He Knows Me" from "We Can't Dance." It was an autobiographical song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MYSTERIOUS TRAVELLER View Post
    how many Jews with ancestors from that region have blue eyes?

    What is wrong with these people!?!?!?!
    ...and are white?

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    Like they say - if Jesus was Jewish why does he have a Mexican name?

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    As usual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jake View Post
    Like they say - if Jesus was Jewish why does he have a Mexican name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jake View Post
    Like they say - if Jesus was Jewish why does he have a Mexican name?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dpt3 View Post
    God took one look at it and said: "You're no son of mine."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave (in MA) View Post
    Shouldn't it be...

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    I can feel it coming on a midnight clear...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bill g View Post
    They like to depict Jesus at his weakest moments. Suffering, dying, as a baby... They'll be doing the same with Phil Collins too one day... Slimeballs!
    interesting but true! They never depict Christ as the powerful spirit being of Revelation who brings to ruin all those ruining the Earth

    They always depict him as a weak, blue eyed, white skinned human
    Why is it whenever someone mentions an artist that was clearly progressive (yet not the Symph weenie definition of Prog) do certain people feel compelled to snort "thats not Prog" like a whiny 5th grader?

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