Oh boy this is a deep mine. Sometimes I love awful lyrics - I LOVE the Shaggs for example.
OK back to what I hate and despise since, being a miserable old bastard, I cannot resist spreading bile and spewing venom.
The first song that occurred to me is the god-awful, mind-bogglingly stupid and insipid The Piña Colada Song:
And I said, "I never knew"
That you like piña coladas
And gettin' caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape."
Yeeech!
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