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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    I'm surprised you don't come across some when you are at work.
    I do all the time, but only Garter snakes...fiesty little bastards! I have acidentally killed a bunch with the mower unfortunately. Pisses me off because I love the slithery fuckers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    This is my grandson about five years ago, that snake was probably about six foot long but very friendly.

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    My grandson Eli and I had one heck of a battle wrangling this monster snake this morning.





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    A former co-worker recommends against handling garter snakes with bare hands. He claims they secrete a substance from a stink-gland as a defense mechanism.

    Most common snake at the park where I work is the gopher snake, which looks an awful lot like a rattlesnake, but has a (slightly) different pattern, and is completely harmless.

    The most beautiful snake Iíve seen locally is the Alameda County king snake, which has a dazzling red, black and white striped pattern. It looks like a coral snake, but is not venomous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Progbear View Post
    A former co-worker recommends against handling garter snakes with bare hands. He claims they secrete a substance from a stink-gland as a defense mechanism.

    Most common snake at the park where I work is the gopher snake, which looks an awful lot like a rattlesnake, but has a (slightly) different pattern, and is completely harmless.

    The most beautiful snake I’ve seen locally is the Alameda County king snake, which has a dazzling red, black and white striped pattern. It looks like a coral snake, but is not venomous.
    It's been a couple years since I caught a garter snake. I think it bit me and my pit bull's nose. Around here the king snakes are black and white, they are friendly but can kill a rattlesnake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3LockBox View Post
    Good to put a face to all that NFL vitriol
    An honest face with honest facts.
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    I don't see snakes around my house but I do see plenty of lizards, geckos, frogs, and iguanas. Lizards don't bother me, even when they get in the house. Buffo toads I avoid. The toxins they secrete can make high, like on acid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vic2012 View Post
    I don't see snakes around my house but I do see plenty of lizards, geckos, frogs, and iguanas. Lizards don't bother me, even when they get in the house. Buffo toads I avoid. The toxins they secrete can make high, like on acid.
    You might need a couple toads for the NFL season this year.
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    Ribbit......

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    I come across these black rat snakes quite often on hikes. This was just a few days ago...

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    ^^^^^^^^^
    I've never seen one climb a tree, they are usually scurrying to get to their hole in the ground.
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    ^ I work at a brothel with a reptilian theme. The ladies will be OK with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKL2000 View Post
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    That artist really studied anatomy well. That booty is phenomenal.

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