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    Quote Originally Posted by Klonk View Post
    Look out NFL! Eli is back!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Klonk View Post
    Look out NFL! Eli is back!!
    he should shut himself down and refuse to go in for the remainder of the season.
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    he should shut himself down and refuse to go in for the remainder of the season.
    They need to pick up Kap.
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    not a bad idea. I know the Giants are 2-10 but they're still in the NFC East hunt
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    Quote Originally Posted by MYSTERIOUS TRAVELLER View Post
    you wouldn't think they'd let 'alt-right' a-holes into sports announcing

    guy musta slipped through the cracks...


    like the cockroach he is
    How progressive San Fran is, if their talk radio will say crap like that. Just another form of playing the victim and giving excuses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moecurlythanu View Post


    I find this hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMOOL View Post
    not a bad idea. I know the Giants are 2-10 but they're still in the NFC East hunt
    sad but true
    Why is it whenever someone mentions an artist that was clearly progressive (yet not the Symph weenie definition of Prog) do certain people feel compelled to snort "thats not Prog" like a whiny 5th grader?

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    Who is that red-headed stepchild?

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    What a freakin’ embarrassment. I can’t think of a worse stretch of games these Pokes have played in many years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poisoned Youth View Post
    What a freakin’ embarrassment. I can’t think of a worse stretch of games these Pokes have played in many years.
    there's just no excuse for this ineptitude
    Why is it whenever someone mentions an artist that was clearly progressive (yet not the Symph weenie definition of Prog) do certain people feel compelled to snort "thats not Prog" like a whiny 5th grader?

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    Early in the year the Cow Pokers looked like a Super Bowl team. Perhaps a bit of an illusion based on the opposition, but there's too much talent on that team to be stumbling along at 6-7. Especially with the improvement by Dak Prescott this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    They need to pick up Kap.
    Kap doesn't want to play... football anyway

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    He's too busy marketing his brand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moecurlythanu View Post
    Early in the year the Cow Pokers looked like a Super Bowl team. Perhaps a bit of an illusion based on the opposition, but there's too much talent on that team to be stumbling along at 6-7. Especially with the improvement by Dak Prescott this year.
    yeah its bizarre, they're incredibly talented on offense but they look like half the team was given a different playbook than the other half.

    sadly the Cowboys still are in control of the division, if they beat Philly in Week 16 they've pretty much got it. Bears on the other hand have to beat GB, KC, and Minnesota, plus get a number of breaks along the way
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMOOL View Post
    yeah its bizarre, they're incredibly talented on offense but they look like half the team was given a different playbook than the other half.
    While they have had definite short circuit moments on offense, the defense is to blame for most of this slide (well, the coaching is to blame). The Cowboys have made Trubisky, Darnold, Driskel, and Allen look like top QBs. And the (mis)tackling has been downright comical.
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    It's funny that a 6-7 team has the #1 offense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firth View Post
    How progressive San Fran is, if their talk radio will say crap like that. Just another form of playing the victim and giving excuses.
    And now 49er Richard Sherman blabs that there is truth to Talk show commentary and displays a lack of IQ. Certainly Lamar Jackson has stealthy handoffs, but there is no point in coming up with BS as to why it is stealthy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firth View Post
    And now 49er Richard Sherman blabs that there is truth to Talk show commentary and displays a lack of IQ. Certainly Lamar Jackson has stealthy handoffs, but there is no point in coming up with BS as to why it is stealthy.
    It's ironic that they just had a story on the internet somewhere about how many rule changes that have taken place in sports because of unfair advantages to certain players. All kickers shoes have to look identical since Tom Dempsey and switch hitting batters can't keep changing if they are facing an ambidextrous pitcher. You can't have a real tall player stand at the goalposts and swat at kicks barely making it over the bar, and so on........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    It's ironic that they just had a story on the internet somewhere about how many rule changes that have taken place in sports because of unfair advantages to certain players. All kickers shoes have to look identical since Tom Dempsey and switch hitting batters can't keep changing if they are facing an ambidextrous pitcher. You can't have a real tall player stand at the goalposts and swat at kicks barely making it over the bar, and so on........
    Here is the full quote by the commentator: “He’s really good at that fake, Lamar Jackson, but when you consider his dark skin with a dark football with a dark uniform, you could not see that thing,” Ryan said on air, according to the San Francisco Chronicle. “I mean you literally could not see when he was in and out of the mesh point, and if you’re a half step slow on him in terms of your vision, forget about it, he’s out of the gate.”

    From an article about what Richard Sherman said in response: Sherman, one of the most outspoken players of the league, said Thursday he wasn’t as mad as everyone else was and that the analyst had “valid” points but could have chosen his words differently.

    “I know Tim personally, and I listened to the dialogue and saw it written, and honestly I wasn’t as outraged as everybody else,” Sherman told reporters. “I understand how it can be taken under a certain context and be offensive to some. But if you're saying, this is a brown ball, they're wearing dark colors and he has a brown arm, honestly, sometimes we were having trouble seeing it on film."

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    perhaps he shoulda said "if he was a pasty white cracker the ball would be easily seen"
    Why is it whenever someone mentions an artist that was clearly progressive (yet not the Symph weenie definition of Prog) do certain people feel compelled to snort "thats not Prog" like a whiny 5th grader?

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    Maybe quarterbacks should wear white shirts so they can't be sneaky bastards.

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    What was up with that pass that Dak lobbed to the receiver, and the guy didn't even know Dak was throwing it to him? That's gotta be maddening to you Cowboys fans.

    I bet the Dolphins would beat the Cowboys if they played again.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMOOL View Post
    not a bad idea. I know the Giants are 2-10 but they're still in the NFC East hunt
    That's the sad state of affairs that the NFC East has become. Looks like the Cowboys have quit on Garrett.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3LockBox View Post
    Kap doesn't want to play... football anyway
    If he would have only beaten a woman or whipped his naked son with a stick sending him to the hospital teams would be fighting over him. That kneeling shit gets to people every time.
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