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    Hijack This Thread!

    Ok... instead of jumping into any old thread with non-sequiturs, please use this thread. I want 60 pages where no two posts follow each other with any cohesion whatsoever!
    "Corn Flakes pissed in. You ranted. Mission accomplished. Thread closed."

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    I like eggs.
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    Phil Collins ruined the Winter Olympics.

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    You're not Prog!!!!!!
    I got nothin'

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    These pretzels are making me thirsty.
    "Corn Flakes pissed in. You ranted. Mission accomplished. Thread closed."

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    There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money and was a real miser.

    He loved money more than anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

    So he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

    Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute! She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

    Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

    So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

    She said, "I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him."

    "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him?"

    "I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check for everything."

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    So, about that bathtub reglazing...
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    I wanna talk about PROG! We never talk about PROG!
    "Corn Flakes pissed in. You ranted. Mission accomplished. Thread closed."

    -Cozy 3:16-

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    So is Genesis ever going to reunite? And will the press conference be televised?
    "Corn Flakes pissed in. You ranted. Mission accomplished. Thread closed."

    -Cozy 3:16-

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    Cutting off a brain enzyme reversed Alzheimer’s plaques in mice

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    So you think power cords make a difference in your audio system?
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    Rush is breaking up? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!

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    I've never heard of this thread. What song is this thread famous for?

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    You guys are all frauds. Where are the true hijackers when you need them?
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    I quit smoking close to 20 years ago and still to this day I follow someone smoking like a cartoon dog following a visible scent trail...but while skipping, covered in wind chimes.
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    This is not a political statement.

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