Dio hologram?? Am I reading the Onion?

[arturs]

http://teamrock.com/news/2017-07-26/...ces-world-tour

This is a joke, right?

[mike_hunt]

I can't wait for the meet and greet VIP packages.

[JKL2000]

They should do this with Chris Cornell right now. Actually, with every rock musician as soon as they die, so there's no pause in touring.

[Dave (in MA)]

Why go to all the expense and risk of a technical breakdown when they could just get Reah Perlman to lip-sync?

[arturs]

They should do this with Chris Cornell right now. Actually, with every rock musician as soon as they die, so there's no pause in touring.

Why wait until they die? Howabout if a star is just too damn lazy to tour? This fixes that problem.

[JKL2000]

Why wait until they die? Howabout if a star is just too damn lazy to tour? This fixes that problem.

Or just use the hologram so they can cover more territory in less time.

With that Dio hologram, they should have things like he tells the band what song is next, then they get a few seconds into it and he stops them and says forget it, let's do a different song. And occasionally have him storm off stage early. Things to make it seem a little spontaneous and pretend that he's still alive. Occasionally cancel a show and say he's sick.

[Score2112]

Pathetic.

[JKL2000]

"It gives the fans that saw Ronnie perform an opportunity to see him again and new fans that never got to see him a chance to see him for the first time. We hope everyone will enjoy the show that we have all worked so hard to put together."

We hope everyone enjoys watching us rape Dio's corpse...

[SteveSly]

Mmm.......if this came close to home I might check it out. Ronnie was my favorite singer of all time and the band guys are all good.

[JKL2000]

I'd like to bring a really bright flashlight and shine it on him at some key moment.

Or sit close and throw a handful of dust at him.

[JKL2000]

He's no Miku!

[Jerjo]

"It gives the fans that saw Ronnie perform an opportunity to see him again and new fans that never got to see him a chance to see him for the first time. We hope everyone will enjoy the show that we have all worked so hard to put together."

We hope everyone enjoys watching us rape Dio's corpse...

My thoughts exactly. What a disgrace.

[3LockBox]

Why have a tour? You could do a residency in several places at once. Maybe you could have a Disney-like attraction like Hall of Dead Rock Stars or something. Sharon Ozbourne's animatronic Ozzy has done well.

[JKL2000]

Why have a tour? You could do a residency in several places at once. Maybe you could have a Disney-like attraction like Hall of Dead Rock Stars or something. Sharon Ozbourne's animatronic Ozzy has done well.

Put it in every Chuck E Cheez.