Ron Jeremy Health Scare

**Plasmatopia** · 02-01-2013

Originally Posted by progeezer

One of the reasons that the tiny fat gnome had the career he had (& still has, I guess - perhaps not any more with this scare) is his famous ability to cum on cue. I've seen more than one movie where he tells his partner(s), "Pick any number over 20 but less than 50 and count down", and he's right there exactly on time no matter what number is picked.

I heard he was a prog fan and preferred multiples of 5, 6, 7 and 9.

**80s were ok** · 02-01-2013

Originally Posted by meimjustalawnmower

Not even with your dick, dude.

well i knew you wouldn't, that was obvious. I'm talking about the men on PE.

**progeezer** · 02-01-2013

Take one step forward & five steps back

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meimjustalawnmower · 02-01-2013

Originally Posted by 80s were ok

I'm talking about the men on PE.

Does your mom know about the Playboys under your mattress?

**enpdllp** · 02-01-2013

Originally Posted by 80s were ok

c'mon, there isn't one dude here who wouldn't want to nail any of the Kardashians, booty and all.

Is your bar set that low?

I would have to second the following comment:

Originally Posted by meimjustalawnmower

Not even with your dick

**Oreb** · 02-02-2013

You know what I think the sexiest look on a Kardashian's face would be? The confused one when you turned her down.

(Not a look I'm expecting to see first hand, mind you...)

**Vic2012** · 02-02-2013

Originally Posted by 80s were ok

well i knew you wouldn't, that was obvious. I'm talking about the men on PE.

ZZzzzzzzzzing!!!!!

Good one 80s

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meimjustalawnmower · 02-02-2013

Originally Posted by Vic2012

ZZzzzzzzzzing!!!!!

Good one 80s

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You and 80's oughtta switch out those old condoms in your wallets.

**Vic2012** · 02-02-2013

Oh come on, we're just having fun.

**trurl** · 02-02-2013

I admit... I think Kim is hotter than hell. Not any of her sisters, just her. This is completely and utterly discounting anything about her as a personality and actual human being, of course.

**Scott Bails** · 02-02-2013

Originally Posted by trurl

I admit... I think Kim is hotter than hell. Not any of her sisters, just her. This is completely and utterly discounting anything about her as a personality and actual human being, of course.

Yes, absolutely. Although I also think Kourtney (the one not married to LaMar Odom - the one NOT father by O.J.

) is pretty hot. I don't follow them at all, but she also doesn't seem to crave the limelight as much as her sisters and their mother.

**ronmac** · 02-02-2013

Sorry, but I think they're all self-serving media whores.

And Kim's ass is huge.

**80s were ok** · 02-02-2013

Originally Posted by ronmac

Sorry, but I think they're all self-serving media whores.

And Kim's ass is huge.

so what? I'd still nail em! oh well, to each their own.

**Vic2012** · 02-02-2013

I'll take J-Lo's Bronx-Rican booty. She's like 45 or something.

**progeezer** · 02-02-2013

I would've done Rita Moreno in a heartbeat even when she was in her 60s and I was in my late 40s (which is about right age-wise).

**enpdllp** · 02-02-2013

Originally Posted by trurl

I admit... I think Kim is hotter than hell.

NO way. Kim's face is OK, but her huge rack and flabby ass are too big for her tiny frame. There is also extensive use of photo-shopping and airbrushing on the pictures you see of Kim besides the tons of makeup she puts on.

meimjustalawnmower · 02-02-2013

Originally Posted by 80s were ok

so what? I'd still nail em!

Do a lot of "nailin'", do ya?

**Vic2012** · 02-02-2013

Kim has a cottage cheese ass. I'd still hit that.

**Plasmatopia** · 02-02-2013

Meh...there's more to sex appeal than looks. Kim would have been sexy if I never knew anything about her and she never opened her mouth...or at least didn't speak.

**Vic2012** · 02-02-2013

On second thought, J-Jo is too old for me.

**Chuck AzEee!** · 02-02-2013

I actually had a chance to meet Ron many years ago when I first started my current job. I had to delivery some important documents to the Jacob Javits Center (1994 and the walk from 1515 Broadway was truly comical, but that's a story for another time) but on my way back to work, I see two extremely voluptuous women flanking two rather ordinary guys, I look closer and it's Rod Jeremy and John Leslie! Sadly this was pre-picture cellphone, but I did get to speak to the Rod who I found out likes Yes and Nektar, I was listening to Fragile on my Walkman. The women were getting restless and John Leslie was a total tool so he cut the conversation short to accompany them to their destination. Before he left, I asked if I could join them, and that got the laughter from all four. I hope he feels better soon. It was nice talking to him.

**trurl** · 02-02-2013

Originally Posted by ronmac

And Kim's ass is huge.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Really, I don't know how it is now but when she was first hitting the media (so to speak) it looked great, I thought.