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    Good one

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    "I call him Karn Evil 9, but he's really a gentle giant."


    <in sexy voice> "cha cha cha...cha cha"
    WANTED: Sig-worthy quote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poisoned Youth View Post
    <in sexy voice> "cha cha cha...cha cha"

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    What about, "I have any kind of drug you may want to take, $1000 bottles of wine, 75 year old single malt scotch, and here's $2,000 cash"
    "My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician, and to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference"

    President Harry S. Truman

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    You sound like the Donald
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poisoned Youth View Post
    "I call him Karn Evil 9, but he's really a gentle giant."


    <in sexy voice> "cha cha cha...cha cha"

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    You sound like the Donald
    Not enough zeroes ... in the dollar amounts and the one speaking, that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ronmac View Post
    Not enough zeroes ... in the dollar amounts and the one speaking, that is.
    Thank you.
    "My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician, and to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference"

    President Harry S. Truman

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    Does this include, "identifies as a woman" women?

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    Quote Originally Posted by walt View Post
    "Hey sweet cheeks, chicks dig that i really know my way around a fuzz box,(wink wink)".
    "You sound like more of a cry baby to me"
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    I can last till the end of a track on the new Marillion album. One of the shorter tracks, that is...

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    I'll take you to the point of know return...

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    I can promise you it's astonishing.

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    In the interest of uncharacteristic kindness, I am electing not to jump on your last 3 posts, Jed, which are basically a straight line just blatantly inviting what's in my head to be posted.
    "My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician, and to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference"

    President Harry S. Truman

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    I'm a woman who likes prog, and I think this thread is hilarious. 😁 ROFL

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    I would start by asking what kind of bet she lost, and would she like to lose more.

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    "The time signature is 13/4, but its easier to count if you subdivide it into smaller groups. Some will say to count two bars of 4/4 and then a bar of 5/4,
    but if you listen to the keyboard phrasing, you'll notice that its actually easier to count a bar of 6/4 followed by a bar of 7/4. Here's where it gets tricky,
    however, because the vocal line ... hey, come back!"

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    ^^^^^
    "please do not understand me too quickly"-andre gide

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    "I do it in 64/64."

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    Quote Originally Posted by lak611 View Post
    I'm a woman who likes prog, and I think this thread is hilarious. �� ROFL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunnibee View Post
    Shhh... we don't exist.
    Who is it, I see when I look in the mirror?

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    Hey Baby ever seen a Mellotron? No, not the new ones this is a vintage 70's model. I bet you have only been used to Mini Moogs.

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    I can introduce you to Donald Trump.
    "The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronmac View Post
    I can introduce you to Donald Trump.
    NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!

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    "Er, I know Greg Lake had some great lines back in the day, there's that one song that's full of them, let me just pick a line at random... Hey, baby, someone get me a ladder!'

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