Thread: The Damn I'm Old Thread - Putting Up With Being a Geezer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rarebird View Post
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    Speaking of dog shit, I have a neighbor who's a real piece of work. First and foremost, she has a pit bull, whom she allows to run around unleashed in green belts. That alone tells you what kind of person she is. Years ago, another neighbor offered her a plastic bag, so she could pick up the dog shit. She became belligerent, and a shouting match ensued. Not long afterward, somebody started dumping out their cat litter box in the grass, in close proximity to those other neighbors' unit. 3 guessed who that could've been. Within the past month, somebody started leaving bags of dog shit just laying in the grass. Another 3 guesses who that could possibly be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by progmatist View Post
    Speaking of dog shit, I have a neighbor who's a real piece of work. First and foremost, she has a pit bull, whom she allows to run around unleashed in green belts. That alone tells you what kind of person she is. Years ago, another neighbor offered her a plastic bag, so she could pick up the dog shit. She became belligerent, and a shouting match ensued. Not long afterward, somebody started dumping out their cat litter box in the grass, in close proximity to those other neighbors' unit. 3 guessed who that could've been. Within the past month, somebody started leaving bags of dog shit just laying in the grass. Another 3 guesses who that could possibly be.
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