I Have A Date!

[No Pride]

I think that's the pictures Ken was looking for.

OUCH!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_and_the_Real_Girl

I didn't have to open the link; I've seen the film and had seen the RealDoll website prior to that (for the uninitiated, Real Doll is an anatomically correct "love doll" that's very life-like, can be made to order down to every last detail and costs thousands of dollars). I'd say the Real Doll could be a considerable alternative for those who are afraid of human females or just can't deal with their quirks; only problem is that you'd probably have to have a taste for necrophilia.

[JKL2000]

OUCH!



I didn't have to open the link; I've seen the film and had seen the RealDoll website prior to that (for the uninitiated, Real Doll is an anatomically correct "love doll" that's very life-like, can be made to order down to every last detail and costs thousands of dollars). I'd say the Real Doll could be a considerable alternative for those who are afraid of human females or just can't deal with their quirks; only problem is that you'd probably have to have a taste for necrophilia.

It'd be funny to have one and still refer to it as "the old ball & chain" and complain about it.

[JKL2000]

If you look up the RealDoll on Wikipedia, what the heck is wrong with its neck in the photo?

[Firth]

[Vic2012]

Izzat Ian "Jethro" Anderson?

[moecurlythanu]

Izzat Ian "Jethro" Anderson?

It must be, he's on one leg.

[Vic2012]

Werz e gonna put that floot?

[Shadow]

Izzat Ian "Jethro" Anderson?

Is that a flute in your suit, or are you happy to see me.

[Rarebird]

Well, Oskar Kokoschka had a doll made, to simulate Alma Mahler with whom he had an affair.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oskar_Kokoschka

[JKL2000]

It must be, he's on one leg.

His third one is hidden.

[No Pride]

I'll fill you guys in on the details, but I'm a bit tired after a twelve hour day at work and having a rather cute chick say yes to me...

This just happened and I'm in need of sleep so I will get into it on the morrow...

Talk at ya' all in the morn if I don't have to work.

... and he was never heard from again. Hell, it's Las Vegas; they could've gotten married for their first date. But somehow, I don't think that's what went down. What did? Inquiring minds want to know!

[moecurlythanu]

Maybe he bought the same book as Rael did in "Counting Out Time."

[No Pride]

Maybe he bought the same book as Rael did in "Counting Out Time."

And got distress from his mistress?

Us prog fans are such geeks.

[Buddhabreath]

... and he was never heard from again. Hell, it's Las Vegas; they could've gotten married for their first date. But somehow, I don't think that's what went down. What did? Inquiring minds want to know!

I think it's time to send a search team out to comb the woods for the body...

[No Pride]

I think it's time to send a search team out to comb the woods for the body...

That was one of several scenarios that occurred to me.

[Yves]

Whose body will we find?

[Shadow]

I think it's time to send a search team out to comb the woods for the body...

He'll be in season III of Fargo.

[moecurlythanu]

He'll be in season III of Fargo.

The scene will take place in a bar...An APB alert for a missing person will flash across the TV screens in the bar....As it returns to regular programming, we see it is a Monty Python rerun, playing the "Spot the Loony" skit. As the camera pans to the rear of the bar, we see a man standing inside the doorway, a wicked grin on his face...

[Jerjo]

I think it's time to send a search team out to comb the woods for the body...

I thought the mob just ditched the bodies out in the desert.

[Shadow]

The scene will take place in a bar...An APB alert for a missing person will flash across the screen....As it returns to regular programming, we see it is a Monty Python rerun, playing the "Spot the Loony" skit. As the camera pans to the rear of the bar, we see a man standing inside the doorway, a wicked grin on his face...

Don't forget he will be wearing a Nektar t shirt and socks with sandals.

[JKL2000]

Don't forget he will be wearing a Nektar t shirt and socks with sandals.

And his right hand will be rigor-mortis'ed into the Vulcan sign.

[Digital_Man]

[She said yes. ]

Well, it would have been weird if she said "Genesis."

Don't try to force her to like prog and you should be ok.

[Shadow]

[She said yes. ]

Well, it would have been weird if she said "Genesis."

Don't try to force her to like prog and you should be ok.

He's hoping she says "Be Gentle Giant"

[JKL2000]

Be Camel.

[Flightwave]

Show her your giant hogweed.