If only she'd listened to Zappa...

[Oreb]

... she'd have been spared international humiliation.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...p-post-n375641

Uncle Frank was there all along, just wanting to help: (Just change the sex)

A foolish young man
From a middle class fam'ly
Started singin' the blues
'Cause he thought it was manly
Now he talks like the Kingfish
("Saffiiiee!")
From Amos 'n Andy
("Holy mack'l dere. . .Holy mack'l dere")
He tells you that chitlins. . .
Well, they taste just like candy
He thinks that he's got
De whole thang down
From the Nivea Lotion To de Royal Crown
Do you know what you are?
You are what you is

[Adrian]

[ronmac]

or this guy:

[flowerking]

Its about time that she fessed up and resigned. What a debacle.

[Yves]

Is that all? I thought she ate the yellow snow!