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    Prog Review Haikus

    Rush Hold Your Fire
    There are balls on the cover
    None in the music

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    Tangerine Dream Zeit
    Sound of nothing happening
    well almost, sometimes

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    Going For The One
    A guy's naked butt repels
    But the tunes are nice

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    Hatfield and the North
    Self titled and Rotter's Club
    Can't improve perfect!
    Steve F.

    www.waysidemusic.com
    www.cuneiformrecords.com

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    “Remember, if it doesn't say "Cuneiform," it's not prog!” - THE Jed Levin

    Any time any one speaks to me about any musical project, the one absolute given is "it will not make big money". [tip of the hat to HK]

    "Death to false 'support the scene' prog!"

    please add 'imo' wherever you like, to avoid offending those easily offended.

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    Ken Golden The Laser's Edge
    When he hates it he uses
    A quoted review

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    Quiet Sun Mainstream
    Canterbury fusion mix
    Complex sounds convey
    "please do not understand me too quickly"-andre gide

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    Phillip Glass Phillip
    Glass Glass Glass Glass Glass Glass Glass
    Phillip Glass Phillip

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    Ask not is it Prog
    Deep inside your heart you know
    Everything is Prog

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    Invisible Touch
    Did Phil ruin Genesis?
    The other guys helped
    Music isn't about chops, or even about talent - it's about sound and the way that sound communicates to people. Mike Keneally

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    The Geese and The Ghost
    Bought it 3 times already
    Here I go again

    [Does anyone know if there's a vendor that has it in stock?]
    Last edited by Dave (in MA); 04-04-2015 at 11:51 PM.

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    Hey there Clive Nolan
    So how many goddamn bands
    You in anyway?

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    Steve Morse guitar god
    Twenty years in Deep Purple
    What the f-ing hell

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    Guess the albums!:

    Changed times demanded
    Big synths and drum machine tracks.
    The fans didn't bite.

    Two sides of classics.
    Number one in Canada.
    Was played live lately.

    Went back to The Farm
    With a new singer in tow
    Most fans thought it blowed.

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    Wee Jon Anderson
    Quit Yes and left us bereft
    Pass the hemlock tea
    "please do not understand me too quickly"-andre gide

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    Quote Originally Posted by Facelift View Post
    Guess the albums!:

    Went back to The Farm
    With a new singer in tow
    Most fans thought it blowed.
    Calling All Stations... your first one could be several albums!

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    Quote Originally Posted by trurl View Post
    Calling All Stations... your first one could be several albums!
    Right, and true.

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    I'm guessing the first two are Under Wraps and Moving Pictures?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Progatron View Post
    I'm guessing the first two are Under Wraps and Moving Pictures?

    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trurl View Post
    Phillip Glass Phillip
    Glass Glass Glass Glass Glass Glass Glass
    Phillip Glass Phillip
    Win!
    Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world.

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    King THRAK Crimson THRAK
    THRAK THRAK B'Boom THRAK VROOOM VROOOM
    Yes we're still alive
    Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world.

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    Of the bands whose names
    are U.S. states or cities
    Kansas is the best.

    Second favorite
    would be early Chicago's
    horny complex rock.

    Boston was great too.
    I have not heard Oregon,
    what do they sound like?

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    Heh... horny rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Bails View Post
    Invisible Touch
    Did Phil ruin Genesis?
    The other guys helped
    Hahahaha!!!

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    Hand. Cannot. Erase.
    Steven Wilson strikes again!
    Porcupine Tree's dead.

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    Opeth used to growl
    Until they did Damnation;
    Vocals now are clean.

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