"My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician, and to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference"
President Harry S. Truman
Mike Portnoy and Neal Morse walk into a hospital; after a long, long wait, the two are finally ushered into the examination room.
Doctor: "Mike, open your mouth."
Mike: "Doc, why? It's my arms that are sore."
Neal: "Mike, just open your mouth, it's important you trust this guy."
Mike: "Okay, but just remember, my fans are waiting. Awwwwwwwwwww." (opens mouth widely revealing inner-cheek "Slayer" tattoos.)
The doctor peers long and hard into Mike's mouth; after a long pause, the doctor says gravely, "You can close your mouth now," then sits back and puts on his reading glasses. "Mike, I don't know how to put this to you," said the doctor, "but it's not good news."
Mike, visibly shaken, replies, "Doc, what's wrong with me?"
The doctor removes his glasses and solemnly replies, "Mike, you've got a bad case of hemorrhoids."
Neal, clearly concerned, whispers, "I might be looking through rose colored glasses, but I thought the wind blew them all away?"
i really wanna like this guy but then he does something stupid.
np.. World Without End
Last edited by BravadoNJ; 03-10-2015 at 10:37 PM.
I always liked Shemp the best, never got all hoopla over Curly. Yeah he was funny, and the "break out" star of the team, but he just never "resonated" with me . Larry was my second favorite Stooge.
Groucho for life!!!
Still alive and well...
Still can't believe Mike is not on this board. If Geoff Downes posts....
(Or is he???)
"Henry Cow always wanted to push itself, so sometimes we would write music that we couldn't actually play – I found that very encouraging." - Lindsay Cooper, 1998
"I have nothing to do with Endless River. Phew! This is not rocket science people, get a grip." - Roger Waters, 2014
"I'm a collector. And I've always just seemed to collect personalities." - David Bowie, 1973
And if there were a god, I think it very unlikely that he would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence - Russell
Maybe Pamela George (Randy's wife) can chime in here. I saw Randy's FB post that attempted to explain what went down. IMHO, waaay too much is being made about this. YMMV.
Portnoy couldn't control his arms and flipped his lid.
I think I've seen this movie before. It was called Portnoy's Complaint.
Mike Portnoy has always come across as a hot-head with a big ego. Typical Long Islander.
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