Indisputably the best thing Mike Rutherford has done, "Halfway There" is a life-changing composition. With such masterful lyrics as, "Are you running away? 'Cause I'm in love with you; there's nothing you can do. I'm in love with you" and "Make up your mind; make it up your mind," the song explores Mike's inner demons as he struggles through an introspective journey to capture the love of his beloved Cadbury Fruit & Nut. He watches hopelessly as the candy bar reciprocates the love that everyone around him has for it, but he can only get halfway there.
This is the greatest achievement of one Michael J. C. C. Rutherford; it is his magnum opus.
Poor Mike.
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