1. I already listen to rock
2. I already listen to classical
3. I already listen to folk
4. They are playing that music for themselves not for us
5. On stage they are talking amongst themselves not to us
6. Sometimes they aren't even playing music when they are playing music, just making noises
7. I can't dance or headbang to it, I can't get drunk to it, I can't sleep to it & I certainly can't [animals on the Discovery Channel] to it
8. In restaurants, bars, clubs, elevators & shopping malls it is always intrusive, like a wasp round soda on a hot summer's day
9. Again, life is too short, but this time life is too short to put that much effort into trying to understand the sounds being made
10. Because HEAVY METAL rools!
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