Why can't I buy records with food stamps?

[saulgoodman]

Seriously, I don't see why I am unable to go to my local ALDI and purchase the whole Triumvirat back catalogue with food stamps. Makes no sense to me.

Thoughts?

[mozo-pg]

It's an enigma.

[JKL2000]

You idiot, that's what unemployment benefits are for!

[Vic2012]

:lol.best thread everrrrrrrrreverrrrrrrrr

[Shadow]

Seriously, I don't see why I am unable to go to my local ALDI and purchase the whole Triumvirat back catalogue with food stamps. Makes no sense to me.

Thoughts?

Because ALDI doesn't carry name brands, you would have to buy Triumvimouse.

[trurl]

Because ALDI doesn't carry name brands, you would have to buy Triumvimouse.

You might notice a difference, but your wife wouldn't.

[mozo-pg]

You might notice a difference, but your wife wouldn't.

Do Not See Me Rabbit sounds excellent.

[ronmac]

You need CD stamps, not food stamps.

Clearly, you're part of the 47%. :roll ;)

[Hobo Chang Ba]

I once ate a CD.

My intestines bleed for days. Bloody stool went everywhere. I even vomited through out the night. Later, I got a massive infection. The doctors had to remove most of my large intestine, spleen, colon, gallbladder, left fibula, esophagus, tongue, a lung, and half my liver. Strangely, I can now see inferred light and when I blink cats run away from me. Sometimes, I feel psychic too, but that usually passes when I change the colostomy bag.

[trurl]

Do Not See Me Rabbit sounds excellent.

Thank you!

[ronmac]

I once ate a CD.

My intestines bleed for days. Bloody stool went everywhere. I even vomited through out the night. Later, I got a massive infection. The doctors had to remove most of my large intestine, spleen, colon, gallbladder, left fibula, esophagus, tongue, a lung, and half my liver. Strangely, I can now see inferred light and when I blink cats run away from me. Sometimes, I feel psychic too, but that usually passes when I change the colostomy bag.

Sounds like you got pretty close to the edge.

[Trane]

I once ate a CD.

My intestines bleed for days. Bloody stool went everywhere. I even vomited through out the night. Later, I got a massive infection. The doctors had to remove most of my large intestine, spleen, colon, gallbladder, left fibula, esophagus, tongue, a lung, and half my liver. Strangely, I can now see inferred light and when I blink cats run away from me. Sometimes, I feel psychic too, but that usually passes when I change the colostomy bag.

You're supposed to eat them while drinking Coke... helps the digestion, and helps disolving the outel label (btw, the jewel case is OK with ketchup, but I find mustard tastier).... but don't use the microwave: 15 mins in a cooking bath (don't unwrap it).... of course, if you're going to try this with the Bieber pizza topping, you'll still be in for a diarrhea

[Hobo Chang Ba]

Sounds like you got pretty close to the edge.

Yes. There was alot of Drama involved. I still feel pretty Fragile most days.

[Hobo Chang Ba]

You're supposed to eat them while drinking Coke... helps the digestion, and helps disolving the outel label (btw, the jewel case is OK with ketchup, but I find mustard tastier).... but don't use the microwave: 15 mins in a cooking bath (don't unwrap it).... of course, if you're going to try this with the Bieber pizza topping, you'll still be in for a diarrhea

Interesting techniques. I did go about it plain...only slightly sauteed with a little bit of salt, pepper, and cumin. I tried to wash it down with microchips but the blood pouring out of my mouth was too much to swallow.

If my stomach ever feels better I will try the jewel case. I too am quite the mustard fan, so thanks for the tip. I was also thinking of trying casettes. Much smaller, and should go well with a dry cabernet or some instant dry concrete.

[gryphs also]

All joking aside, I understand the request...

Thirty years ago I was at teacher's college in the middle of the worst year in my life. I had been living for 2 months on powdered chicken soup mix and whatever anyone threw in the pot for me. I talked to a friend from home for an hour on the phone. He could tell I was in a bad place. He wrote a letter and in it he put a gift certificate for the big record chain in Canada. His note said that he thought about putting money in the envelope but I would waste it on something like food and I needed something for my soul. I ended getting "Body and Soul" by Joe Jackson. That recording still have great meaning for me today.

CDs with food stamps? The request is valid in my books...

[saulgoodman]

well it's better to be able to buy records with food stamps, than to download music illegally, right?

[Shadow]

well it's better to be able to buy records with food stamps, than to download music illegally, right?

Now that's a grey area

[Vic2012]

Why can't I get laid? :lol

[Shadow]

Why can't I get laid? :lol

I heard you can with enough food stamps. ;)

[Vic2012]

:lol

[Dave (in MA)]

Come to Massachusetts.

There's nothing that you can't buy with your EBT card.

[Scott Bails]

All joking aside, I understand the request...

Thirty years ago I was at teacher's college in the middle of the worst year in my life. I had been living for 2 months on powdered chicken soup mix and whatever anyone threw in the pot for me. I talked to a friend from home for an hour on the phone. He could tell I was in a bad place. He wrote a letter and in it he put a gift certificate for the big record chain in Canada. His note said that he thought about putting money in the envelope but I would waste it on something like food and I needed something for my soul. I ended getting "Body and Soul" by Joe Jackson. That recording still have great meaning for me today.


That's one hell of a friend.

Seriously.

[No Pride]

I heard you can with enough food stamps. ;)
Yeah, women get almost as turned on by food stamps as they do from King Crimson's "Thrakattak."


but don't use the microwave
I did actually microwave a CD once. You get real pretty multi-colored flames, if you can stand the smell.

[Polypet]

you're silly, Ernie :lol

[Digital_Man]

I wonder if prog goes good with raman noodles. I've never tried it. :)

[trurl]

Yeah, women get almost as turned on by food stamps as they do from King Crimson's "Thrakattak."


Hey, a workin' girl's gotta eat.

[Obscured]

You idiot, that's what unemployment benefits are for!
Exactly!
(The thread should have ended right here.)

[progholio]

Because ALDI doesn't carry name brands, you would have to buy Triumvimouse.

but isn't Triumvirat considered a generic knock-off with ELP being the name brand? then they should have it at ALDI, probably could find you some Starcastle too.

[Pr33t]

ALDI only sells Tachikas.

[Rune Blackwings]

Exactly!
(The thread should have ended right here.)

but then we would have missed the yes jokes and that would be unacceptable...

[Jefferson James]

Funemployment!