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Yves
05-31-2019, 08:42 AM
Yes... it is that glorious day once again... Time to bask in the greatness that is L-I-N-O..... You old time PEers know what I am speaking about. You newbies can just move along...nothing to see here...

NogbadTheBad
05-31-2019, 09:03 AM
Happy Birthday Lino! It's a big one 60!

doh
05-31-2019, 10:40 AM
I never have known the real Lino, but the famous Lino photo is burned into my memory forever.

Jerjo
05-31-2019, 10:59 AM
I understand this is a national holiday in Canada. Everyone goes for a round of golf and X). Happy birthday, oh Anointed One!

progeezer
05-31-2019, 11:24 AM
I have known the real Lino and....... meh;)

Happy birthday paisan!

Lopez
05-31-2019, 02:25 PM
Happy birthday paisan!

What Steve said, Lino.

MudShark22
05-31-2019, 03:17 PM
It feels good to make it to another High Holy Birthday.

All the best Lino.

- Thomas

Chain
05-31-2019, 09:45 PM
Happpppppppppppppppppppppppppppy

Berfday


Lino !!!!!

notallwhowander
06-01-2019, 12:31 AM
EL-EYE-EN-EE-OH...

EL-EYE-EN-EE-OH...

EL-EYE-EN-EE-OH...

...and LINO is his name-O!

Happy birthday!

Yves
06-01-2019, 07:18 AM
Okay, so in my enthusiasm I jumped the gun... TODAY is Lino's birthday! It's just that it has become a 2-day affair up here now..

NogbadTheBad
06-01-2019, 08:56 AM
Every day is Lino's birthday!

Plasmatopia
06-01-2019, 09:51 AM
Oh good, I didn't miss it.

Happy Birthday, Lino!

Klonk
06-01-2019, 09:57 AM
Overrated!

notallwhowander
06-01-2019, 01:32 PM
Every day is Lino's birthday!

Every day with sunshine and grain alcohol!

Happy birthday Lino!

Polypet
06-01-2019, 08:33 PM
For real, man - have a great one :)

MudShark22
06-02-2019, 01:00 PM
Overrated![emoji1787]

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Lino
06-03-2019, 10:59 AM
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh what's up? Fuckin' 60 sucks! Of course it could be worse, like Geezer who can't remember 60. Steve, it was a long time ago...your balls were only drooping half way to the knees back then! Remember?? ;)
Nothing much has changed, though I am paying more attention to Frank Thomas' testosterone boosting commercials. Do you see the way the young ladies look at him? They don't ever walk by me and say "is that Lino?, holy shit, he still looks seriously fuckable, I wonder what his secret is?" Yeah, it's a nightmare. Don't know if it's psychological but I can barely hit the driver 200 yards any more. My buddy says I might need "senior shafts" now that I'm 60. I told him, I already have a penile implant, and it doesn't help anything.
What a time we're living in. On my birthday, my oldest son gets on his phone, calls one of 3-4 weed delivery services in our town and orders me a quarter of Rolls Royce black hash. Within the hour, there's a knock on the door, and there stands some kid who graduated from Domino's Delivery U., with my hash. I looked at my kids "You lazy fucks, with those damn phones. You're too lazy to drive to a rat-infested shady part of town to buy your old man drugs the old fashioned way?, you make me wanna puke!! You guys will never know the joys of purchasing what could be quality product from a guy who you barely know that acts like your best friend. Even asks how the family is. You think the delivery driver cares about your family, or takes the time to make up a groovy name for the product and tell you it's the best shit since the last time you bought from him??" Fuckin' millenials. No wonder society is on a downward spiral. Apparently, they even back off when a girl says "no". Crazy, I know, but it's not our world anymore, it's theirs.
Anyway, the hash was excellent, thankfully. I would have written scathing one star google review of their business if it wasn't. Take that, website drug dealing delivery service!!
Didn't do anything super special on the birthday. Wife took me to Niagara Falls for dinner and sight-seeing. Of course, it sounds grand til you realize it's only 10 minutes from our driveway. I'd call her cheap and lazy but nothing is cheap in Niagara Falls. Not even the cheap hookers.

Thanks Yves, and everybody else. :) Peace and love to all my old prog-head friends!!

NogbadTheBad
06-03-2019, 11:55 AM
:lol:ipa

Paulie
06-03-2019, 12:45 PM
Canadian Holiday?? Sheee-it, this is a worldwide phenomenon which begs the question: Yves, why this isn't on the main discussion page, dude?? Surely it was just an oversight. Maybe our moderators can get right on this and move it to its proper area so we can ALL bask in the glory that is Lino's Birthday whilst learning about third-rate proggish(?) offerings from Tuvalu & São Tomé and Principé.

By the way Lino, your post above shows that even at the ripe old age of 60(!), you've still got the fuckin' chops man :lol:lol:lol...that is, unless Kilgore Trout John is ghost-writing for you again. Ahhhh, that ham sandwich story still holds up after almost 20 years...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINO!

Lino
06-03-2019, 06:42 PM
Canadian Holiday?? Sheee-it, this is a worldwide phenomenon which begs the question: Yves, why this isn't on the main discussion page, dude?? Surely it was just an oversight. Maybe our moderators can get right on this and move it to its proper area so we can ALL bask in the glory that is Lino's Birthday whilst learning about third-rate proggish(?) offerings from Tuvalu & São Tomé and Principé.

By the way Lino, your post above shows that even at the ripe old age of 60(!), you've still got the fuckin' chops man :lol:lol:lol...that is, unless Kilgore Trout John is ghost-writing for you again. Ahhhh, that ham sandwich story still holds up after almost 20 years...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINO!

Hahahahaha. Thanks my friend! If ever I were to employ a ghost writer...KT would be the man. He knows just the right way to use 20 words when 6 would suffice! ;)

Yves
06-04-2019, 11:33 AM
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh what's up? Fuckin' 60 sucks! Of course it could be worse, like Geezer who can't remember 60. Steve, it was a long time ago...your balls were only drooping half way to the knees back then! Remember?? ;)
Nothing much has changed, though I am paying more attention to Frank Thomas' testosterone boosting commercials. Do you see the way the young ladies look at him? They don't ever walk by me and say "is that Lino?, holy shit, he still looks seriously fuckable, I wonder what his secret is?" Yeah, it's a nightmare. Don't know if it's psychological but I can barely hit the driver 200 yards any more. My buddy says I might need "senior shafts" now that I'm 60. I told him, I already have a penile implant, and it doesn't help anything.
What a time we're living in. On my birthday, my oldest son gets on his phone, calls one of 3-4 weed delivery services in our town and orders me a quarter of Rolls Royce black hash. Within the hour, there's a knock on the door, and there stands some kid who graduated from Domino's Delivery U., with my hash. I looked at my kids "You lazy fucks, with those damn phones. You're too lazy to drive to a rat-infested shady part of town to buy your old man drugs the old fashioned way?, you make me wanna puke!! You guys will never know the joys of purchasing what could be quality product from a guy who you barely know that acts like your best friend. Even asks how the family is. You think the delivery driver cares about your family, or takes the time to make up a groovy name for the product and tell you it's the best shit since the last time you bought from him??" Fuckin' millenials. No wonder society is on a downward spiral. Apparently, they even back off when a girl says "no". Crazy, I know, but it's not our world anymore, it's theirs.
Anyway, the hash was excellent, thankfully. I would have written scathing one star google review of their business if it wasn't. Take that, website drug dealing delivery service!!
Didn't do anything super special on the birthday. Wife took me to Niagara Falls for dinner and sight-seeing. Of course, it sounds grand til you realize it's only 10 minutes from our driveway. I'd call her cheap and lazy but nothing is cheap in Niagara Falls. Not even the cheap hookers.

Thanks Yves, and everybody else. :) Peace and love to all my old prog-head friends!!

Now tell us about the ham sandwich you ate! :lol

EDIT: Posted before I saw Paulie's post.

Yves
06-04-2019, 11:44 AM
You're right about this new fangled manner to get your drugs. I'd be halfway high from the adrenaline rush just going to the apartment, knocking on the door, being let in by one of 5 "associates" in the place, then being left in the front entrance to be assessed by 4 of them, while the 5th one "slept" with a hand conspicuously under the pillow the entire time. Then, your "ride" whom you told to go around the block and you'd meet him on the next street, literally parks right in front of the building, causing the 5 associates to get a little "agitated" and making you age a year in 30 seconds. Christ! That was half the fun! (true story btw...). Today it's all so safe and sterile...

Plasmatopia
06-04-2019, 12:36 PM
You're right about this new fangled manner to get your drugs. I'd be halfway high from the adrenaline rush just going to the apartment, knocking on the door, being let in by one of 5 "associates" in the place, then being left in the front entrance to be assessed by 4 of them, while the 5th one "slept" with a hand conspicuously under the pillow the entire time. Then, your "ride" whom you told to go around the block and you'd meet him on the next street, literally parks right in front of the building, causing the 5 associates to get a little "agitated" and making you age a year in 30 seconds. Christ! That was half the fun! (true story btw...). Today it's all so safe and sterile...

Geez...I recall similar situations. And you thought the anxiety was supposed to start after the purchase....

MudShark22
06-04-2019, 04:56 PM
^^ Nothing like driving around 178th St in Manhattan with NJ plates looking for dime bags.

Good times!

Jerjo
06-01-2020, 10:21 AM
It's that time of year again. How will you be celebrating PE's biggest holiday?

Oh, and happy birthday, you old man! May your drive off the tee be straight and your X) the stuff of dreams.

NogbadTheBad
06-01-2020, 11:06 AM
Happy Birthday Lino!

MudShark22
06-01-2020, 01:55 PM
Wow - already?! It truly is starting to feel like everyday!!!

Happy Bday Lino

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Sunlight Caller
06-01-2020, 04:05 PM
How many places do we have to visit these days to wish the big man Happy Birthday? Still that was a typically Linoian response, so I’m happy to jump in here and proclaim it once more. Happy Birthday Lino, and do they deliver to the UK, can’t go searching in these lockdown times!

Lopez
06-02-2020, 10:22 AM
Hope it was a good one, young man.