View Full Version : the greatest prog forum on the planet

08-21-2016, 04:15 AM

1000 000 members plus and counting..all are welcome..members only though

08-21-2016, 05:00 AM
Is this a joke?

08-21-2016, 05:45 AM
no joke bozo..we are the real deal..growing every second..
we have been voted prog rock forum of the year 3 times running..quite simply the greatest prog rock forum on he planet right now.
come join up and see for yourself ffs

08-21-2016, 05:56 AM

08-21-2016, 08:51 AM
It's true!! They are the greatest forum not just on the planet, but in the entire galaxy! They added an additional 6,000,000,000 members just since Jegheist's last post, by relaxing certian restrictions and allowing engaging new forum members like Nigerian princes with billions to transfer and lonely (but sexy) housewives who just happen to be seeking a fling and also happen to be selling Viagra. My god, in the time it took for me to type this last sentence, they probably added at least 1,000,000 more exciting new potential posters!

Also, by signing up today you are promised 17 virgins! Granted, they are just the actual/human members of the forum, and mostly male, and not very pretty, but still...17!!!

I mean really...who wouldn't be lured to a random/strange board by a spelling/punctuation-challenged forum poster who hides behind random absurd names, makes claims that are so ridiculous and childish that heck, they MUST be true because no person of average intelligence or higher would POSSIBLY be that lazy, and comes back over and over despite being shown the door more times than a kid with a camera at a King Crimson show? Is it not WE that are perhaps the insane ones??!??

(the best part about the above is I could actually hear the 'Spam song' in my head as I typed it. Contextually-accurate earworms are the BEST earworms)

08-21-2016, 09:39 AM
Best so far this year:up:rofl