Your marriage of 39 years is dissolved due to your wife catching you masturbating to the Featured CD album cover.
Sorry about that. Any others?
Your marriage of 39 years is dissolved due to your wife catching you masturbating to the Featured CD album cover.
Sorry about that. Any others?
when you know exactly when Lino's birthday is and celebrate it even though he hasn't been on the forum for two years.
Do a shot of tequila every time someone starts a thread on Yes or Genesis...
You purchase a Blue Vino disc.
Highaltitude gives the best man's speech at your wedding.
Even since he was banned, you still only eat JIF peanut butter.
Music isn't about chops, or even about talent - it's about sound and the way that sound communicates to people. Mike Keneally
You name your dog Udi Koomran.
You should be in an assisted-living facility but instead are using PE for your assistance.
"My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician, and to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference"
President Harry S. Truman
You search the Net looking for camples of forth-coming albums, but only find them on PE.
American Hollow - my prog band.
... you know that YES releases a new album before the band itself does.
You start following threads, having an opinion and working through internal rants about groups in whom you would otherwise have absolutely no interest.
... you've read all the above comments and know exactly what they all mean!
HuGo"Very, very nice," said a man in the crowd,
When the golden voice appeared.
She was gold alright, but then so is rust.
"Such a shame about the beard."
Too much time on your hands to bash Phil Collins!
..you ask why a thread is or isn't on OT/WOT.
Last edited by walt; 06-04-2014 at 08:43 AM.
"please do not understand me too quickly"-andre gide
... you ask why no one started a birthday thread for you.
Last edited by walt; 06-04-2014 at 08:44 AM.
"please do not understand me too quickly"-andre gide
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