Best Titles?

[Progbear]

Various titles by Ass Coffee:

“If Your Enemy Has a Screwdriver, Then He’s Already Won”
“My Dog Likes Me Better When I Drink Beer”
“Can I Have Cereal Who?”
If Your Face Were on Fire, I’d Put It Out With a Sickle
“How Can You Sleep When Your Loins Are on Fire?”
“You Are the Fabric Softener in My Laundry of Madness”
“The Dry Land Just Wants Your Affection, Kissy Girl”
“Existence Is Meaningless and Life Is Absurd, So Wipe That Rotten Smile Off Your Face”

[Socrates]

Post Rock is the worst for that.

Alpha Male Tea Party has a good line in titles. Such as:
You Eat Houmous, Of Course You Listen To Genesis
Your Happiness Was Stored On A Hard Drive And Is Now Corrupt
God Is Love But Satan Does That Thing You Like With His Tongue

[Rarebird]

I often love the titles Wim Mertens has for his music.

[Dave (in MA)]

i thought King Crimson - Mother Hold the Candle Steady While I Shave the Chicken's Lip was a zany, original title until I found out that it's the name of an old Irish reel, with Granny in place of Mother.

[GentleFriend]

Joaquin Sabina:

Yo Queria Escribir La Cancion Mas Hermosa Del Mundo