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    Quote Originally Posted by bob_32_116 View Post
    Which one is Charlotte?
    Surely you know, as you have to follow any command she gives you. It was decreed by God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKL2000 View Post
    Surely you know, as you have to follow any command she gives you. It was decreed by God.
    (splutters in his yoghurt)

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    Just saw that your little overlord had his first day of nursery school! So cute!

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    ^^ Hopefully there will be someone there with a croquet mallet handy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKL2000 View Post
    Just saw that your little overlord had his first day of nursery school! So cute!

    All hail! The other kids must relinquish their juice boxes should Prince George so desire them. Otherwise the Royal Guards will dutifully kick their tiny a**es.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obscured View Post
    All hail! The other kids must relinquish their juice boxes should Prince George so desire them. Otherwise the Royal Guards will dutifully kick their tiny a**es.
    makes me wonder - do they still have the custom of a whipping boy? And if so, who is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob_32_116 View Post
    ^^ Hopefully there will be someone there with a croquet mallet handy.
    To keep the peasants at bay...

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    Oh, how great it is to be the citizen of a free republic, and not having to put up with all this royalty bull crap!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterG View Post
    Oh, how great it is to be the citizen of a free republic, and not having to put up with all this royalty bull crap!
    I envy you. Hopefully in the not too distant future, my fellow Australians will see the light.

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    Princess Charlotte is one year old.

    HAIL!
    "Henry Cow always wanted to push itself, so sometimes we would write music that we couldn't actually play – I found that very encouraging." - Lindsay Cooper, 1998
    "I have nothing to do with Endless River. Phew! This is not rocket science people, get a grip." - Roger Waters, 2014
    "I'm a collector. And I've always just seemed to collect personalities." - David Bowie, 1973

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obscured View Post
    Princess Charlotte is one year old.

    HAIL!
    All underlings of the UK, swear fealty!

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    Happy Prince George's Third Birthday!

    I hope you're all enjoying being his subjects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKL2000 View Post
    Happy Prince George's Third Birthday!
    I hope you're all enjoying being his subjects.

    Please don't do this at home. NOT recommended to feed your dog ice cream.

    If he fell the photographer would have been beheaded on the spot for posing him that way.

    Defo got an "Omen" thing going. Check him for a 666 birthmark.

    Edit- "HAIL!!"
    "Henry Cow always wanted to push itself, so sometimes we would write music that we couldn't actually play – I found that very encouraging." - Lindsay Cooper, 1998
    "I have nothing to do with Endless River. Phew! This is not rocket science people, get a grip." - Roger Waters, 2014
    "I'm a collector. And I've always just seemed to collect personalities." - David Bowie, 1973

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    "It's all for you, Damian!"

    Nah, we know the UK has no nuts anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obscured View Post

    Please don't do this at home. NOT recommended to feed your dog ice cream.
    When he's a little older he'll always be flanked by two vicious Irish Wolfhounds who will tear apart any Britisher who disrespects him or questions his authority.

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    "Quiet, peasants! I'm looking at bubbles!"

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    As an anti monarchist ex-pat Brit, I normally could not care less.

    However that said, in the current tour of Canada the kid snubbed Justin Trudeau (the PM) who offered a high five.

    Kid just turned up his nose and refused to go along. Way to go buddy.

    DtB

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    Hear ye, hear ye, after a successful penetration by HRH William, it is announced today, that HRH Kate is once again, with child in womb. All bow.....
    "Henry Cow always wanted to push itself, so sometimes we would write music that we couldn't actually play – I found that very encouraging." - Lindsay Cooper, 1998
    "I have nothing to do with Endless River. Phew! This is not rocket science people, get a grip." - Roger Waters, 2014
    "I'm a collector. And I've always just seemed to collect personalities." - David Bowie, 1973

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob_32_116 View Post
    A woman gave birth to a baby. Well, well, well. good heavens.
    This post still cracks me up .......

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    Not so fast chaps, you have a new queen!

    http://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cor...t-sword-419611
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obscured View Post
    HRH Kate is once again, with child in womb. All bow.....
    Another mouth to be fed by the British taxpayer?
    Hell, they ain't even old-timey ! - Homer Stokes

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    William seems to be quite the stud.

    HRH Barefoot & Pregnant.

    New concept for the royals.
    "My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician, and to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference"

    President Harry S. Truman

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob_32_116 View Post
    makes me wonder - do they still have the custom of a whipping boy? And if so, who is it?
    They do. it's called Scotland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Bails View Post
    Gah! MAKE IT STOP!!!!

    Why do so many people care about this?!!!
    Yes Indeed

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    THE ROYAL WATER HATH BROKEN!
    http://abc7ny.com/society/its-a-boy-...birth/3372612/
    It's A Boy!!! All bow....
    https://us-m.cnn.com/2018/04/23/euro...ntl/index.html
    **"The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall, Prince Harry and members of both families have been informed and are delighted with the news," Kensington Palace said in a statement.**
    "Henry Cow always wanted to push itself, so sometimes we would write music that we couldn't actually play – I found that very encouraging." - Lindsay Cooper, 1998
    "I have nothing to do with Endless River. Phew! This is not rocket science people, get a grip." - Roger Waters, 2014
    "I'm a collector. And I've always just seemed to collect personalities." - David Bowie, 1973

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