He's an imp!Originally Posted by JIF
He's an imp!
"I WANNA RIP OUT YOUR OVARIES AND PLACE THEM IN MY NOSTRILS TO POSE AS A WALRUS!"
I never heard/experienced anyone say that. Before just now.
"Improvisation is not an excuse for musical laziness" - Fred Frith
"[...] things that we never dreamed of doing in Crimson or in any band that I've been in," - Tony Levin speaking of SGM
Think I found my new signature :-)
I live in an ephemeral eternity
he's a dwarf and a professional actor. Which is why I said what I said in this particular thread. I could have used Mike Anderson, but I figured more people know Dinklage
*sigh* That's our idiot governor...I wish I was that corndog!
Gnish-gnosh borble wiff, shlauuffin oople tirk.
You know, some of my best friends are idiots. You just insulted them.
Do they have corndogs hanging out of their pie-holes as well?You know, some of my best friends are idiots. You just insulted them.
Well, ya see, that's my point. No self-respecting idiot would do that. That man is a twit.
He sure knows how to treat a corndog.
Why does he keep taking it out of his mouth like that?
"oops."Why does he keep taking it out of his mouth like that?
"I wish I was hairier."
True, but Dan Akroyd did say that, playing Carl Sagan on SNL. One of my all time favorite sketches, but I have never been able to find the clip. Sagan was on the Groucho Marx show, with Belushi as Henry Kissinger. Belushi had an all time classic melt down when Akroyd said the secret word and won Groucho's prize money.
Belushi as Kissinger, "Who else would say that!" "This is WE-DICK-U-Los!" "This is WIGGED!"
The secret word?
"Billions and Billions."
“Where words fail, music speaks.” - Hans Christian Anderson
The only place to find old SNL clips is on the official site. I just discovered that lately, while showing my 16-year-old that the show used to be funny. (She thinks it's funny now, but I find it unfunny.) I don't recall seeing that clip, though. But there are some classics.
SNL's hit/miss ratio was always pretty low, IMO. Of course, there was that whole 80s period where the cast almost outright sucked. IMO almost none of the 70s stuff holds up well. Things that were wildly popular then, like the two wild and crazy guys, are just completely unfunny now.
Are you jealous of those wild and crazy guys because they are sexy swingers?
Yeah, I'm jealous of Steve Martin - he just had a kid and he's 68!
You made a comment about the '70s stuff not holding up well. Steve Martin wasn't in his '60s in the '70s.
Sorry if I puzzled you.
For those of us on the E edge of the Pond what exactly is a corndog?
It's a hotdog on a stick, coated with cornbread and deep fried.
There's a couple of them on this site, but I don't want to name names.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!
"Physician, heal thyself"There's a couple of them on this site, but I don't want to name names.
"My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician, and to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference"
President Harry S. Truman
I second what Geezer says."Physician, heal thyself"
He who smokes from a paper bong, should not take the first toke."Physician, heal thyself"
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!
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