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    Andy Borowitz is a hoot!
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    He gets paid for writing that, and worse yet The New Yorker actually published it? Now that's a hoot. ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by luvyesmusic View Post
    He gets paid for writing that, and worse yet The New Yorker actually published it? Now that's a hoot. ;-)
    I guess you have to be in on the joke.
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    That was very funny.
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    Ha! That would keep me from voting for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKL2000 View Post
    Ha! That would keep me from voting for him.
    He used to be in a punk band.

    There's a joke in there somewhere.
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    Borowoitz nails the insipidness of what passes for political discourse today. As for O'Rourke, he's the poster boy for "failing upward." Good luck, Beto, see you on the flip-side!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronmac View Post
    He used to be in a punk band.

    There's a joke in there somewhere.
    It seems we've all been punked.
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