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    Bjork has become a grandmother

    http://www.dv.is/fokus/2019/1/6/bjork-ordin-amma/

    ... which makes me feel incredibly old. But congratulations to her family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bondegezou View Post

    ... which makes me feel incredibly old.

    Henry
    Tell me about it! I had such a huge crush on her with that first Sugarcubes record (or the first one that got released Stateside, anyway) came out. Man...a woman I had the hots for, in high school, is a grandmother. Actually, come to think of it, I'm sure Bjork isn't the first. But to have that just sort of shoved in your face like that...I dunno. (shrug) I guess we all get older, don't we?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuitarGeek View Post
    I guess we all get older, don't we?
    Beats the alternative!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKL2000 View Post
    I wonder if my friend who used to lust after her still does so?
    Was your friend in prison?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve F. View Post
    Beats the alternative!
    Touche!

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    I remember Sindri on his hippy grandmother's arms while his mother was on the stage.
    I think he was 7 or 8... damn how time flies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve F. View Post
    Beats the alternative!
    Exactly what my mom always said to me growing up, whenever I lamented turning a year older.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuitarGeek View Post
    Tell me about it! I had such a huge crush on her with that first Sugarcubes record (or the first one that got released Stateside, anyway) came out. Man...a woman I had the hots for, in high school, is a grandmother. Actually, come to think of it, I'm sure Bjork isn't the first. But to have that just sort of shoved in your face like that...I dunno. (shrug) I guess we all get older, don't we?
    Bjork was born late 65, so she turned 53 recently...



    And her daughter is from summer 86, so she was 23 she had her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trane View Post
    And her daughter is from summer 86, so she was 23 we she had her.
    Which basically means that both Björk and her daughter actually had sex to reproduce themselves, respectively!!!

    Great thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrotum Scissor View Post
    Which basically means that both Björk and her daughter actually had sex to reproduce themselves, respectively!!!

    Great thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aith01 View Post
    Exactly what my mom always said to me growing up, whenever I lamented turning a year older.
    Exactly what my dad said to me 24 fucking years ago when he turned 65 (he's turning 89 this month!)
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    The creepiness of this thread escalated pretty fast!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Trane View Post
    Bjork was born late 65, so she turned 53 recently...

    And her daughter is from summer 86, so she was 23 she had her.
    She was precocious, both as a musician and as a person, I guess. Here's a psychedelic/fusiony album she release when she was only 12:


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    This thread reminded me how much I loved Bjork's song "Army Of Me".

    Still... hard to believe that song is nearing 25 years old now.


    Quote Originally Posted by Steve F. View Post
    Exactly what my dad said to me
    A wise man.


    Quote Originally Posted by Steve F. View Post
    he's turning 89 this month!
    That's awesome! Quite an accomplishment!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aith01 View Post
    A wise man.




    That's awesome! Quite an accomplishment!
    Thanks!!
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