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    Anybody ever see a movie, The Undertaker and His Pals? It was so awful, it was actually pretty good. A campy take on Sweeney Todd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halmyre View Post
    As character Jack Elam once described an actor's career path:

    1: Who the hell is Jack Elam?
    2: Get me Jack Elam
    3: Get me a Jack Elam type
    4: Get me a young Jack Elam
    5: Who the hell is Jack Elam?
    LOL....Perfect!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLoony View Post
    Came across a dvd set at a friends house. Simply titled 15 horror movies. Sounds like a total winner for this thread.

    Night of the Blood Beast - 1958 - John Baer and Ed Nelson
    Night Fright - 1967 - John Agar
    She-Beast - 1966 - Barbara Steele
    Last Woman on Earth - 1960 - Roger Corman
    Horror Express - 1972 - Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing
    Dier Sister, Die! - 1972 - Edith Atwater
    Good Against Evil - 1977 - Kim Cattrall and Dack Rambo(really, that's a guys name??)
    Invasion of the Bee Girls - 1973 - William Smith and Anitra Ford
    Cat O" Nine Tails - Karl Malden - at this point I can't read much of what's on the cover as the pic I took has glare
    Memorial Valley Massacre
    Messiah of Evil
    Snake People - Boris Karloff
    The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave - 1971 - Anthony Steffen
    The Terror - 1963 - Boris Karloff
    They Came From Beyond Space - 1967 - Robert Hutton

    This collection surely has that look of winner winner chicken parm dinner. I don't know as I have not seen any of these flicks but this may have to be borrowed so I can check some of these out.
    Not so bad actually,
    Roger Corman : The Terror and Dario Argento : The cat with 9 tails are modern classic b movies and if the rest is equally good (or bad depending on your taste) it's worth the money

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    I will have to borrow that set from my friend. Sounds like there's some cool stuff there, also some losers but I'm down for anything.

    I believe it also said that Vincent Price was in one of the movies but it didn't specify which one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alucard View Post
    Not so bad actually,
    Roger Corman : The Terror and Dario Argento : The cat with 9 tails are modern classic b movies and if the rest is equally good (or bad depending on your taste) it's worth the money
    Yeah those a pretty decent. The only other one on that list I know that I saw is Horror Express and as a kid it scared the ever lovin hell out of me! I remember having nightmares from the bloody eyes for weeks. I think Tele Savales is in that one too? Anyway, I laughed watching it recently, but man that terrifeid me when I was young.
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    To me, what makes a movie awful is not, necessarily, bad production but a bad story/script and/or bad execution. But what takes the cake are movies that do have decent production values and yet the premise lacks no redeeming value. So much so that it makes you wish no one had ever invented movies. So my definition of worst movie ever made is one that actively promotes hatred for it.

    So while Plan 9... certainly ranks near the top, the lack of production values somehow redeems it.

    Thus, my two contenders would have to be...

    Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom. All you need to know about this movie is the definition of vile: morally despicable; abhorrent; of no worth; disgustingly or utterly bad.

    The Human Centipede. This is one where I had a pretty good idea it was going to be bad and I still watched it. Stupid me. Aside from also being vile, the premise lacks internal logic; it's just flat out stupid. I read how the director came up with the story. Had he stuck to his original premise, it could have been a more interesting movie... had he known how to write it. Which I'm betting he didn't. Which is why he came up with the dreck he did. That this movie did well enough to enable sequels just goes to show how fucked up society has become.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal... View Post
    just goes to show how fucked up society has become.
    I always bristle at comments like this. People still go on family vacations to see a stadium in Rome that was the site of countless tens of thousands murdered for sport.
    We haven't become anything. We still are what we always have been and will continue to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal... View Post

    Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom. All you need to know about this movie is the definition of vile: morally despicable; abhorrent; of no worth; disgustingly or utterly bad.
    Damn, that movie looks to be what you said. Despicable and abhorrent. Or even worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLoony View Post
    Damn, that movie looks to be what you said. Despicable and abhorrent. Or even worse.
    It's a movie made by Italian writer and director Pier Paolo Pasolini , one of the most important directors of European modern cinema. It's a hard film but IMO the means to show the atrocities of the Italian fascist regime justifies the end of showing these horrible scenes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLoony View Post
    Damn, that movie looks to be what you said. Despicable and abhorrent. Or even worse.
    Pasolini's last film (he was murdered shortly after) and not his best, to put it mildly. Now, Teorema - there's a great Pasolini film!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLoony View Post
    Damn, that movie looks to be what you said. Despicable and abhorrent. Or even worse.
    Quote Originally Posted by Progatron View Post
    Pasolini's last film (he was murdered shortly after) and not his best, to put it mildly. Now, Teorema - there's a great Pasolini film!
    Actually the film was released after his death. Agreed, not his best film , but with all the controversy of showing physical and moral violence , that the film produced it's still an important film and worth to be seen IMO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frinspar View Post
    I always bristle at comments like this. People still go on family vacations to see a stadium in Rome that was the site of countless tens of thousands murdered for sport.
    We haven't become anything. We still are what we always have been and will continue to be.
    I think that's more about appreciating the architecture that has withstood thousands of years, despite what it was used for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKL2000 View Post
    If SNL had never existed, there'd be far fewer bad movies out there.
    Quote Originally Posted by DocProgger View Post
    And then we wouldn't have:
    Animal House
    Groundhog Day
    Stripes
    Quick Change
    Meatballs
    Blues Brothers
    Elf
    Old School
    Caddyshack
    Vacation
    Fletch
    Foul Play
    Austin Powers films
    Ghostbusters
    When Harry Met Sally
    The Jerk
    What About Bob?
    Beverly Hills Cop
    etc
    Except that over half of those movies have as much - if not more - of a connection to National Lampoon than SNL. In fact, many of SNL's cast & writers came from NL, its shows The Lemmings and the Radio Hour, and records: Belushi, Chase, Radner, the Murray bros, Anne Beatts, Michael O'Donoghue, PJ O'Rourke, etc (I just watched the NL documentary a couple weeks ago).

    Two of those movies actually had the NL name in their title (Animal House and Vacation). Ivan Reitman, who produced Animal House, was also involved in some of those movies. Harold Ramis and/or Doug Kenney, both NL alumni, wrote or co-wrote many of them, as well; Groundhog Day was solely written & directed by Ramis.

    Also, two of those movies' connection to SNL is a bit specious. Steve Martin, who starred in and co-wrote The Jerk, was a frequent guest on SNL but wasn't a member and was already writing for TV and doing stand-up. Billy Crystal was already a star by the time he joined SNL: he starred on Soap, was a stand-up comedian (appearing on a couple of Dean Martin roasts even before Soap), starred in Rabbit Test (the Joan Rivers' movie about the guy who gets pregnant), had a bit part in Spinal Tap, and even had his own TV show (albeit, briefly). All before SNL. Don't forget, he (along with Chris Guest & Martin Short) was only on SNL for one season.

    Sure, SNL gave Belushi, Chase, Murray, and Crystal (& Martin to a degree) some drawing power at the box office, but they would have eventually made it without SNL, imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alucard View Post
    It's a hard film but IMO the means to show the atrocities of the Italian fascist regime justifies the end of showing these horrible scenes.
    I understand that the movie is intended to be allegory but the problem in this case is that the means is the end, if you know what I mean. I criticized Natural Born Killers for the same reason. Making a movie that negatively critiques something is one thing but then glorifying that very thing undercuts the point of the movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alucard View Post
    Actually the film was released after his death. Agreed, not his best film , but with all the controversy of showing physical and moral violence , that the film produced it's still an important film and worth to be seen IMO.
    I meant that he was killed shortly after completing it. I agree that it is worth seeing, depending on the viewer of course. I doubt I'll ever watch it again though, it is pretty depraved. But then, I've watched a lot of the films out there that fall under this category. I don't know why... I suppose I just like being affected by a film in one way or another. I'll take a lasting feeling of being shocked or disturbed any day over some mindless popcorn hijinks.
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    In the early 80s my brother and I rented a sci-fi/horror flick that was so bad it was funny. Years later, we have been searching for that movie, but we can't remember the name and we only remember portions of the film. I believe one setting is a cabin or camp, similar to Friday The 13th. We recall the ending had the female lead, a blond gal, turning into an alien. Her boyfriend sees this, turns to the camera in disgust and says something like, "Ok, that's it, I'm done." and the movie ends right there. We also remember that there were outtakes/bloopers at the end or during the credits.

    Anyone ever see this awful movie with that type of ending?

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