Not to disagree with you or anything, but the PVC used in LPs is very stable. LPs from the 1950s are still playable today. Will we be able to say that about CDs sixty-five years from now?
True, they deteriorate (incrementally) with every playing, and when new they have static, and they can be scratched and warped if mistreated. But with proper care they'll last longer than you will.
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