So, let's hear about those tried and true techniques guaranteed for picking up single women at progressive rock concerts.
So, let's hear about those tried and true techniques guaranteed for picking up single women at progressive rock concerts.
Mid-life crisis, my friend?
"My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician, and to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference"
President Harry S. Truman
There arent any, they are all dragged in by their husband.
Beer goggles recommended.
-=Will you stand by me against the cold night, or are you afraid of the ice?=-
I'd recommend Drinky Crow brand beer googles...Originally Posted by -=RTFR666=-
The aromatic essence from living in your mother's basement is all you need. That pungent blend of mildew, laundry detergent and cigarette smoke gets them every time.
"The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone!"
Crisis? What crisis?Mid-life crisis, my friend?
Ain't no women at prog rock shows.
"Checking it out in town I'm feeling lonely,
You know that some of them women sure look good
Checking it up and down, now you should have told me
There ain't no pretty things in my neighborhood
Look away, oh, Lord, look away" - Ozark Mountain Daredevils, "Look Away"
We're trying to build a monument to show that we were here
It won't be visible through the air
And there won't be any shade to cool the monument to prove that we were here. - Gene Parsons, 1973
I've been telling people since I moved to a small town east of LA, "Since moving here I've only met one person I've had sex with, and you're talking to him."
"Women"...Plural?
The only women are on the stage, and they're doing the guitarist or drummer.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!
If you pick them up please put them back down gently it's the polite thing to do
Ian
Host of the Post-Avant Jazzcore Happy Hour on progrock.com
https://podcasts.progrock.com/post-a...re-happy-hour/
Gordon Haskell - "You've got to keep the groove in your head and play a load of bollocks instead"
I blame Wynton, what was the question?
There are only 10 types of people in the World, those who understand binary and those that don't.
"Hey babe, i can define prog.My place or yours?"
"please do not understand me too quickly"-andre gide
It's the Jesus sandals that they dig.
with socks
Ian
Host of the Post-Avant Jazzcore Happy Hour on progrock.com
https://podcasts.progrock.com/post-a...re-happy-hour/
Gordon Haskell - "You've got to keep the groove in your head and play a load of bollocks instead"
I blame Wynton, what was the question?
There are only 10 types of people in the World, those who understand binary and those that don't.
Lift with your knees instead of your back and you're less likely to get injured.
She'll never fit in that wheelchair.
"Hey sweet cheeks, chicks dig that i really know my way around a fuzz box,(wink wink)".
"please do not understand me too quickly"-andre gide
Only women I ever met on a Prog concert, the conversation went like this:
Girl: May I have your coat please?
Me: Whatever you want!
Girl: Two fifty!
Me: Ahh yah, there you are...
I'm still LOLing about....
Hey babe, I can define prog.....
Hey, baby, how about a trip to the dark side of your moon?
"The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone!"
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