Donald Fagen Arrested for Assault

[progeezer]

Libby Titus certainly made a lot of money for Bonnie Raitt when she co-wrote "Love Has No Pride" w/Eric Kaz.

[No Pride]

Libby Titus certainly made a lot of money for Bonnie Raitt when she co-wrote "Love Has No Pride" w/Eric Kaz.

What?! I don't even know her.

I guess they wrangled through the night and now she wants a Haitian divorce.

[-=RTFR666=-]

Oh no! Guadalajara won't do!

[nosebone]

She liked it and said " Do It Again"!

[headcrash]

Wasn't Libby Titus married to Levon Helm before Fagen? I believe she's Amy Helm's mother.

[Camelogue]

Don't take me alive.

Any major dude will tell you.

Call me Deacon Blues.

[BravadoNJ]

it was a sex toy malfunction!

stay away from that grapefruit wine!

[JKL2000]

She snorted derisively at the tour name Rockabye Gollie Angel.

[Obscured]

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.2508565

**Steely Dan co-founder Donald Fagen accepted a conditional dismissal deal Monday in connection to his arrest for shoving his wife. Fagen was in Manhattan Criminal Court briefly where prosecutors made the offer that will see the assault (misdemeanor) and harassment case dismissed after a year.**

Steely Dan will be headlining the New Orleans Jazz Festival, April 22nd and will once again tour these fine United States this year.

[walt]

Fagen told the judge he had consumed too much Cuervo Gold and Fine Columbian.

[progeezer]

Fagen told the judge he had consumed too much Cuervo Gold and Fine Columbian.

Then why the f**k didn't it make that night a wonderful thing?

[BaldFriede]

I'll anticipate some more detail, tho'. Could be that she was attacking him with an axe in order to consume his liver with a bottle of bad Merlot or something.

Now that would certainly constitute a severe crime. You have to use a bottle of good Merlot for that.

[No Pride]

Then why the f**k didn't it make that night a wonderful thing?

[walt]

Then why the f**k didn't it make that night a wonderful thing?

Well played, sir.

[davis]

If I were the judge, I would've held his lips on bail.

but I'm not, so I suppose it doesn't matter

[Luckie]

Old news now, but may I bump this mamajammer to say that it looks as if it's not being taken any further, with Fagen accepting a deal and saying there's no divorce. Not sure how reliable these sites' content is though.
http://pagesix.com/2016/01/26/donald...sault-charges/
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.2508565

I once flicked the back of my wife's ear when she was watching an inane youtube vlog about making cupcakes. We are all guilty.

[wilcox660]

I must say, you all seem to take spousal abuse with a snicker. It's not OK.

[rapidfirerob]

I must say, you all seem to take spousal abuse with a snicker. It's not OK.

This. ^

[Shadow]

I hear the Cowboys offered him a contract.

[progeezer]

"Jerry Jones has announced the signing of Donald Fagen to be the Cowboys musical director. It was announced that the obscure Steely Dan song "Dallas" (also covered by Poco) would be the new official song for the team, and that auditions are being held to find a vocalist to replicate the sound of the late Jim Hodder as closely as possible. Mr. Fagen, when asked to comment, replied, "This makes me the king of the world, as far as I know"

[rcarlberg]

Now that would certainly constitute a severe crime. You have to use a bottle of good Merlot for that.

I think you meant fine Chianti.

[Shadow]

I think you meant fine Chianti.

He didn't eat her did he.

[mogrooves]

I hear the Cowboys offered him a contract.

I may have to return my tickets for this summer's gig at Woodstock.