Miley Cyrus? I've never heard of her.
"Who would have thought a whale would be so heavy?" - Moe Sizlak
I don't suppose there's any point to my asking what Twinkies are? For some reason people seem unable to actually answer questions like this in straightforward fashion, without some kind of smartarse response that seems to suggest that one is culturally ignorant for posing the question.
I know, I know, "Google is your friend", blah blah blah... silly I know, but I just live in hope of getting a simple polite informative response from an actual human being.
Twinkies are what is keeping Adele from being the size of Taylor Swift (ducks...runs)
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I thought Twinkies were universal. They didn't have them in Oz when you were growing up? Ah well, you know how silly Americans are. Twinkies are what our culture is all about. I understand your frustration though. I learnt years ago not to ask straight forward questions on internet fora because you'll get 20 smartass replies before some gives you a straight answer. By the time you get the answer it will have fallen through the cracks and you probably gave up anyway. My generation grew up on all those Hostess products (Hostess is/was the brand that produced Twinkies, and other assorted, pre-packaged, processed crap), that's why we have a diabetes problem in this country.
By the way, Adele is not fat. Just because she's not a stick figure doesn't mean she's "fat." But this is the culture we live in now, and this is the pressure that people in entertainment (especially women) have to deal with.
One day, a few years after the zombie apocalypse, everyone will know what a Twinkie is.
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Speaking of Twinkies...
I microwaved an unopened pack of Twinkies at a friends party many years ago out of boredom with the intention of explosion. Yes I was high. I set the time for 20 mins. to make sure and walked away. Went back to everyone in the living room and grabbed a cold brew and a few minutes later there was a loud POP. The thing blew the hell up and there were Twinkie innards all over the walls on microwave. Lots of laughter ensued, but the best part was that the Twinkie guy on the package with the hat and lasso had melted onto the side wall.
Ahhh memories...
"Who would have thought a whale would be so heavy?" - Moe Sizlak
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Thank you, Vic2012. Exactly the info I was after.
You might want to check out this thread we had (from a few years ago) on Twinkies and other pastry treats that are horrible for you:
http://www.progressiveears.org/forum...539-OT-Hostess
Also, never abbreviate Twinkie into twink. In the US, that's a whole 'nother thing.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down.'- Bob Newhart
I'd eat a bag of pork crackings before I'd eat Twinkies or Oreos.
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More empty calories - twinkles or this thread? The world wants to know.
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