"Alienated-so alien I go!"
Ghoulies and ghosties and long-legged beasties,
Giant amoebae, bacilli, and yeasties,
Rattlesnake venom and scorpion stings...
These are a few of my favorite things!
Cobra handling and cocaine use are a bad mix.
That is just hilarious on so many levelsOriginally Posted by trurl
Last edited by Rune Blackwings; 03-26-2015 at 11:57 AM. Reason: The ones who will die most painfully will be the calamari eaters
"Alienated-so alien I go!"
Damnit! Why didn't my daughter know those lyrics when she played Maria in community theater.
"My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician, and to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference"
President Harry S. Truman
This actually describes most of my hobbies...
"Alienated-so alien I go!"
Yeah, it's my favoriteThat is just hilarious on so many levels
Is that a Cattle Decapitation song? or GWAR? whatever, I like it
I made it up myself.
Cobra handling and cocaine use are a bad mix.
I was kidding, except that I do like it.
I remember those pamphlets; sometimes we'd get those from our Wednesday night bible study (in TN the Baptists and Penticostals had church three or four times a week). One pamphlet I kept for the longest time was actually an anthology of parodies of the erosion of America's christian values and was certainly meant to be scathing indictments but had some bust-a-gut funny stuff in it about church goers and churches in general. It read like a Mad Magazine piece, only at the end of course included the caveat if you thought any of it amusing there was a place being saved for you in hell.
"Alienated-so alien I go!"
I'm a Cthulhu extremist. The rest of you are all infidels who don't follow Cthulhu strictly enough.
That is no guarantee you will be eaten first.
for the record, I follow Shubb Niggurath
"Alienated-so alien I go!"
A true Cthulhu extremist wouldn't have the sanity to string words together in a coherent sentence.
By the way, the Ancient Ones don't eat people. Most of them don't even notice that we exist, any more than we notice an ant we trod upon on the sidewalk. The fact that we neither add nor subtract from their existence in any way is part of their true horror. Worshiping them is simply a deranged psychic coping mechanism, trying to graft one's ego onto an purely implacable and disinterested power in the light of which we count for naught.
(Though, really, those Chick Tracts deserve all the satire they get, and the parody did follow the Chick formula to a T.)
Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world.
I actually liked those, strangely enough. Not because of any religious thing, but because I like black and white art, even as a kid.A true Cthulhu extremist wouldn't have the sanity to string words together in a coherent sentence.
By the way, the Ancient Ones don't eat people. Most of them don't even notice that we exist, any more than we notice an ant we trod upon on the sidewalk. The fact that we neither add nor subtract from their existence in any way is part of their true horror. Worshiping them is simply a deranged psychic coping mechanism, trying to graft one's ego onto an purely implacable and disinterested power in the light of which we count for naught.
(Though, really, those Chick Tracts deserve all the satire they get, and the parody did follow the Chick formula to a T.)
"Alienated-so alien I go!"
They're a real odd piece of culture. Their stark visual design is compelling. The writing, however, is camp at its best, but blatantly offensive at its worst.
Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world.
"Alienated-so alien I go!"
Those Tin Tin covers are pretty sweet.
Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world.
Love the Tin Tin covers! They have Peanuts, but instead of Charlie Brown, it's Charles Dexter...
"Alienated-so alien I go!"
Garfield as Cthulhu:
"Alienated-so alien I go!"
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